By stanDman - 19/01/2009 18:05 - Canada

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Today, I was jerking off when my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes… that I now have to explain to my wife. FML
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MLK12345 4

????? If you're # 3 how did u see #5's post?

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maiden_girl 5

LOL @#5. Why weren't you just having sex with your wife?

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maiden_girl 5

LOL @#5. Why weren't you just having sex with your wife?

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00yoda4 0

WTF you're 3rd WTF's up with 5

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MLK12345 4

????? If you're # 3 how did u see #5's post?

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Xylus 0

TIME PARADOX! *universe explodes*

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n_clark57 0

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friedpwnadge 25

I guess he got lucky, there was a pussy on his dick even before he finished.

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genericnickname 0

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silentfirefly 0

That's pretty hilarious. Must have made sex impossibly painful for a while...

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Cullens4Love 0

im sorry, but thats ****** hilarious. and, you have one friggen evil cat.

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CDub7888 0

Ouch. But they say that chicks dig scars.

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harshallmeim69 9

if you were a REAL metal fan you would know that the flaming guitar in your picture I'd a hollow body, which feedback like crazy if you add any sort of gain, therefore not being practical in a METAL situation

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Sansational_ 18

I'm sorry, #15, but I actually lost my absolute shit laughing at your comment.

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lmfp 0

umm, maybe just tell your wife that you were beating off and your cat scratched you?

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