By stanDman - 19/01/2009 18:05 - Canada

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Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML
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MLK12345 4
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????? If you're # 3 how did u see #5's post?

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maiden_girl 5
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LOL @#5. Why weren't you just having sex with your wife?

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maiden_girl 5
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LOL @#5. Why weren't you just having sex with your wife?

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00yoda4 0

WTF you're 3rd WTF's up with 5

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MLK12345 4
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????? If you're # 3 how did u see #5's post?

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jacetopia96 1
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what does this meeeannn????

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Xylus 0
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TIME PARADOX! *universe explodes*

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friedpwnadge 25

I guess he got lucky, there was a pussy on his dick even before he finished.

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Aero_x 21

ok, wtf?!

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djskype 0
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we learn from our mistakes

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silentfirefly 0

That's pretty hilarious. Must have made sex impossibly painful for a while...

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Cullens4Love 0
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im sorry, but thats fuckin hilarious. and, you have one friggen evil cat.

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mizled 0

XD awesome #10

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CDub7888 0
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Ouch. But they say that chicks dig scars.

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harshallmeim69 9
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if you were a REAL metal fan you would know that the flaming guitar in your picture I'd a hollow body, which feedback like crazy if you add any sort of gain, therefore not being practical in a METAL situation

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Sansational_ 18
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I'm sorry, #15, but I actually lost my absolute shit laughing at your comment.

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lmfp 0
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umm, maybe just tell your wife that you were beating off and your cat scratched you?

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