Being a parent 101

By Shavaughn Riley - 31/10/2020 23:03 - New Zealand - Kawerau

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Today, my girlfriend and I started to be intimate after a run of dry spells. I was looking forward to this, until one of our kids came barging into our room and ruined the moment for the rest of the night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 931
You deserved it 256

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tounces7 27

Clearly you need to install a lock on your door.

diraven 15

Kids are the original birth control

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it's pretty sad that you need a "moment" to have sex. use foreplay to get in the mood. it will be easier after the first time you succeed because appetite comes with eating.

tounces7 27

You obviously do not have children.

I do. when they were small, I didn't let them cockblock me.

xxlk4xx 6

definitely been there lol, for me if I know one of my kids are awake I cant relax and actually enjoy it lol

tounces7 27

Clearly you need to install a lock on your door.

diraven 15

Kids are the original birth control

YDI for not locking the door.

EVR 8

yeah this is your fault for not picking the damn door. When getting intimate always lock it, it's common sense.