Alexa, play "Cannonball" by The Breeders

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 17:00

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Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML
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This is a YDI. Lock the bedroom door. I don’t care how horny the wife is, I always lock the bedroom door, even when the kids are not home.

Lock the door next time !!

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Lock the door next time !!

This is a YDI. Lock the bedroom door. I don’t care how horny the wife is, I always lock the bedroom door, even when the kids are not home.

Earlierx I would have called it a YDI...but I just moved to a place where the doors don't have locks. The only door with a lock is the outside door.

Is it normal to have locks on bedroom doors, where you guys are from? It's rare to have locks on bedroom doors in UK...unless you install them yourself, which in itself is rare. No idea where OP is from though.

Yeah, you gotta lock your doors. It sounds like your son is small, so he won’t think to knock before walking in 99% of the time

Next time lock the door. Or put one of those door wedges under it if your interior doors don't have locks.

"grounds child from everything for a month"