By Anonymous - 18/5/2020 17:00

Alexa, play "Cannonball" by The Breeders

  Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML
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By  FireMars  |  14

Is it normal to have locks on bedroom doors, where you guys are from? It's rare to have locks on bedroom doors in UK...unless you install them yourself, which in itself is rare. No idea where OP is from though.