upyourzlolz

About Upyourzlolz

Honestly, I have no life. But you still wanna here about me? Fine then. I use FML because I feel bad about not using up my data plan. I believe that's justified. I am a necrophiliac. And a pedophile. My penis is incredibly small. 1.86 inches. Erect. I am called "upyourzlolz" because I will get up yours, and then I will lol. People I like (no particular order) Perdix DocBastard TheIsland Flockz Enonymous Sirin THE_A_TEEN Every1luvsboners EvilPotato StoryOfTheYear MrMisfit ikickgingers People I hate Boredblonde PeyPeyTheBeeotch Eatsleepjb stfu_bam ^Note that if you're on that list, it may not be that I exactly hate you. It's just that you constantly put comments that highly irritate me in an attempt to be witty, but end up being stupid. Congrats. No. I'm not a Grammar Nazi. I'm in Grammar Youth.

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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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I liked to the power of 20
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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I’m your new creative director
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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The rules are the rules
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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