About Upyourzlolz
Honestly, I have no life. But you still wanna here about me? Fine then. I use FML because I feel bad about not using up my data plan. I believe that's justified. I am a necrophiliac. And a pedophile. My penis is incredibly small. 1.86 inches. Erect. I am called "upyourzlolz" because I will get up yours, and then I will lol. People I like (no particular order) Perdix DocBastard TheIsland Flockz Enonymous Sirin THE_A_TEEN Every1luvsboners EvilPotato StoryOfTheYear MrMisfit ikickgingers People I hate Boredblonde PeyPeyTheBeeotch Eatsleepjb stfu_bam ^Note that if you're on that list, it may not be that I exactly hate you. It's just that you constantly put comments that highly irritate me in an attempt to be witty, but end up being stupid. Congrats. No. I'm not a Grammar Nazi. I'm in Grammar Youth.
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Upyourzlolz's FML badges
  • Beginner

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Perfectionist

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Socialite

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Upyourzlolz's favorite FMLs
By courtbabbbby - / Saturday 12 February 2011 06:30 / United States
By Rapunzel - / Sunday 18 March 2012 20:02 / United States - Tucson
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:01 / United States
By B / Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:36 / Netherlands
By louie - / Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:17 / United States