By courtbabbbby - /
Saturday 12 February 2011 06:30 /
United States
Honestly, I have no life.
But you still wanna here about me? Fine then.
I use FML because I feel bad about not using up my data plan. I believe that's justified.
I am a necrophiliac. And a pedophile.
My penis is incredibly small. 1.86 inches. Erect.
I am called "upyourzlolz" because I will get up yours, and then I will lol.
People I like (no particular order)
Perdix
DocBastard
TheIsland
Flockz
Enonymous
Sirin
THE_A_TEEN
Every1luvsboners
EvilPotato
StoryOfTheYear
MrMisfit
ikickgingers
People I hate
Boredblonde
PeyPeyTheBeeotch
Eatsleepjb
stfu_bam
^Note that if you're on that list, it may not be that I exactly hate you. It's just that you constantly put comments that highly irritate me in an attempt to be witty, but end up being stupid. Congrats.
No. I'm not a Grammar Nazi. I'm in Grammar Youth.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article. -
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Rapunzel - /
Sunday 18 March 2012 20:02 /
United States - Tucson
By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:01 /
United States
