FML : Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents...

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Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MR - / Wednesday 10 March 2010 18:37 / United Kingdom

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By hedgerow | 0

#933466 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

dude your dog could've been killed.

By alkanechain | 0

#933567 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:43

Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

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By mylifeblows3232 | 3

#933432 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:27

first

By lolpwnagelol | 0

#933440 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:28

first! hopefully this time I am

By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#933441 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:28

sounds like a bitch: your money being eaten, the wife, and your dog. FYL

farsidee | 0

#933476 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:31

funny stuff

Monikabug | 9

#933490 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:32

The wife?
I didn't know the OP was married to his mum.

cater2U | 0

#933609 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:51

what are you talking about there's no wife. and OP maybe you should stop leaving your wallet on the floor

hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#933692 - Thursday 11 March 2010 0:06

hmm sorry, I typed what I was thinking instead of what was on screen; I meant mom.

woofis | 0

#933736 - Thursday 11 March 2010 0:15

lol

DenisTheMenace | 13

#933804 - Thursday 11 March 2010 0:30

fyl :0

MrPresidentBoss1 | 0

#933823 - Thursday 11 March 2010 0:36

not healthy for the dog not cool

MrPresidentBoss1 | 0

#933836 - Thursday 11 March 2010 0:39

also bad parenting I leave my sh*t around my own home all the time cause I f**king live there.

falluke17 | 0

#934046 - Thursday 11 March 2010 1:24

39 win

ryguy997 | 0

#934075 - Thursday 11 March 2010 1:30

make her pay you back now. but if she did that you must be carless of your wallet. or your mom us just a bitch.

ryguy997 | 0

#934089 - Thursday 11 March 2010 1:32

#48 so you have shit stains on the floor? * I see...* aha! you have fucked up dog syndrome! also known as FUDS.

ReyEr9412 | 0

#934248 - Thursday 11 March 2010 2:12

WOW THAT BITCH! Your mom was also being mean.

CharliePoops | 0

#934306 - Thursday 11 March 2010 2:27

props to your dog, don't worry, he'll learn his lesson next time he shits...

dothedew4ever | 4

#934326 - Thursday 11 March 2010 2:32

indeed 39 is a win

deathcab7 | 0

#934405 - Thursday 11 March 2010 2:57

sucks.

LoveIsLife105 | 1

#934483 - Thursday 11 March 2010 3:18

what does OP mean?

cuntwaffle | 0

#934530 - Thursday 11 March 2010 3:29

sell that puppy

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#934742 - Thursday 11 March 2010 4:18

that can kill the dog eating debit cards

MhP_fml | 0

#934939 - Thursday 11 March 2010 5:08

Well she could have just given it to a criminal and let him rack up the credit cards.

gregsdaman | 0

#934941 - Thursday 11 March 2010 5:09

what does op mean?

Ouroboros_fml | 0

#934991 - Thursday 11 March 2010 5:29

dude, £40, that's like OVER 9000 dollars!

harryman04 | 0

#935288 - Thursday 11 March 2010 7:21

39 wins

Rosalina5000 | 0

#935371 - Thursday 11 March 2010 8:18

I would never do that! My mom also wouldn't let one of my dogs chew the wallet up.

TomFantastic | 0

#936577 - Thursday 11 March 2010 18:35

#94, three £20 notes does not come to £40

yottskry | 0

#937136 - Thursday 11 March 2010 21:53

Original Poster, i.e. the person who wrote the FML

mmmmBLT | 0

#940363 - Friday 12 March 2010 23:35

rawr

By PandasRtheShit | 0

#933445 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:28

That sucks

CHUCKBARTOWSKl | 0

#935117 - Thursday 11 March 2010 6:12

Baxter I'm not even angry I'm impressed BTW you know I don't speak Spanish

By FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#933449 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:28

That's an expensive lesson...

By fma_fml | 0

#933458 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

shouldn't have left your wallet around shouldn you? YDI and your dog should go to a vet, plastic terrible for dogs.

By Monikabug | 9

#933461 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

Wow! I can't believe your mother did that! FYL OP

By MrsxStewart | 4

#933462 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

Well hopefully you learned your lesson

By hobofdurlife | 0

#933465 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

haha my mother would have at least taken the cash out and left the rest to suffer ad my dogs treat haha

By hedgerow | 0

#933466 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:29

dude your dog could've been killed.

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