Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
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hedgerow
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dude your dog could've been killed.
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alkanechain
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Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.
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mylifeblows3232
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first
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lolpwnagelol
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first! hopefully this time I am
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hXcsoccerplaya
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sounds like a bitch: your money being eaten, the wife, and your dog. FYL
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farsidee
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funny stuff
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Monikabug
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The wife?
I didn't know the OP was married to his mum.
I didn't know the OP was married to his mum.
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cater2U
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what are you talking about there's no wife. and OP maybe you should stop leaving your wallet on the floor
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hXcsoccerplaya
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hmm sorry, I typed what I was thinking instead of what was on screen; I meant mom.
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woofis
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lol
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DenisTheMenace
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fyl :0
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MrPresidentBoss1
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not healthy for the dog not cool
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MrPresidentBoss1
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also bad parenting I leave my sh*t around my own home all the time cause I f**king live there.
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falluke17
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39 win
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ryguy997
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make her pay you back now. but if she did that you must be carless of your wallet. or your mom us just a bitch.
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ryguy997
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#48 so you have shit stains on the floor? * I see...* aha! you have fucked up dog syndrome! also known as FUDS.
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ReyEr9412
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WOW THAT BITCH! Your mom was also being mean.
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CharliePoops
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props to your dog, don't worry, he'll learn his lesson next time he shits...
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dothedew4ever
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indeed 39 is a win
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deathcab7
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sucks.
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LoveIsLife105
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what does OP mean?
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cuntwaffle
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sell that puppy
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M4V3R1CKR13
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that can kill the dog eating debit cards
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MhP_fml
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Well she could have just given it to a criminal and let him rack up the credit cards.
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gregsdaman
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what does op mean?
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Ouroboros_fml
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dude, £40, that's like OVER 9000 dollars!
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harryman04
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39 wins
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Rosalina5000
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I would never do that! My mom also wouldn't let one of my dogs chew the wallet up.
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TomFantastic
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#94, three £20 notes does not come to £40
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yottskry
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Original Poster, i.e. the person who wrote the FML
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mmmmBLT
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rawr
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PandasRtheShit
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That sucks
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CHUCKBARTOWSKl
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Baxter I'm not even angry I'm impressed BTW you know I don't speak Spanish
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FernandoTorres_fml
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That's an expensive lesson...
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fma_fml
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shouldn't have left your wallet around shouldn you? YDI and your dog should go to a vet, plastic terrible for dogs.
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Monikabug
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Wow! I can't believe your mother did that! FYL OP
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MrsxStewart
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Well hopefully you learned your lesson
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hobofdurlife
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haha my mother would have at least taken the cash out and left the rest to suffer ad my dogs treat haha
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hedgerow
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dude your dog could've been killed.