funny stuff

The wife? I didn't know the OP was married to his mum.

what are you talking about there's no wife. and OP maybe you should stop leaving your wallet on the floor

hmm sorry, I typed what I was thinking instead of what was on screen; I meant mom.

lol

fyl :0

not healthy for the dog not cool

also bad parenting I leave my sh*t around my own home all the time cause I f**king live there.

39 win

make her pay you back now. but if she did that you must be carless of your wallet. or your mom us just a bitch.

#48 so you have shit stains on the floor? * I see...* aha! you have fucked up dog syndrome! also known as FUDS.

WOW THAT BITCH! Your mom was also being mean.

props to your dog, don't worry, he'll learn his lesson next time he shits...

indeed 39 is a win

sucks.

what does OP mean?

sell that puppy

that can kill the dog eating debit cards

Well she could have just given it to a criminal and let him rack up the credit cards.

what does op mean?

dude, £40, that's like OVER 9000 dollars!

39 wins

I would never do that! My mom also wouldn't let one of my dogs chew the wallet up.

#94, three £20 notes does not come to £40

Original Poster, i.e. the person who wrote the FML

rawr

Baxter I'm not even angry I'm impressed BTW you know I don't speak Spanish