harryman04

About Harryman04

I am straight.

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Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML

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You deserved it

By ravestradamus - / Monday 12 October 2009 12:34 / Australia

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By Joel_28 / Monday 1 March 2010 00:33 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By anonymous / Saturday 27 February 2010 16:06 / United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By baconrash / Monday 22 February 2010 21:43 / United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By quasimodo / Monday 22 February 2010 21:24 / United States

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