Sounds like a ruff situation

bring him him in the car and hold him up whenever an officer asks for your license

I laughed so hard I think I just puked up a wallet.

Now that you know he will eat anything, feed him your homework now!

OP how do I phrase this; it was me who ate your wallet. I just left a note blaming the dog.

signed, the cat

Are you still there? Or did your dog eat you?

Ask him or her if that leather wallet tasted like beef...

My dog ate my homework once. I even got it on videotape on a twenty pound shoulder mounted VHS recorder. The hardest part, honestly, was getting the Alpo to stick to the pages.

as punishment, make him wait in line at the DMV for the replacement. he'll think twice next time.

And you're telling us from the vet office because the plastic can really harm him, right?

It's probably unlikely that the dog swallowed the driver's license, more likely just chewed it up enough that it's no longer usable. Besides, dogs eat all kinds of stuff while you're not looking. Yes plastic may be harmful, but a driver's license eying nibbled on is hardly enough to panic over.

It would depend on whether he actually ate any or not. Puppies chew stuff up all the time when they're learning appropriate behavior, but I can't say that any of my puppies actually ATE something that could hurt them.