By Hesjustapuppy - 10/05/2016 12:56 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
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bring him him in the car and hold him up whenever an officer asks for your license

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emeraldarcher74 30
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I laughed so hard I think I just puked up a wallet.

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cranberries_fml 17
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Sounds like a ruff situation

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DeadxManxWalking 27
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bring him him in the car and hold him up whenever an officer asks for your license

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emeraldarcher74 30
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I laughed so hard I think I just puked up a wallet.

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HoboMeth 33
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Now that you know he will eat anything, feed him your homework now!

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TonierShadow 19
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OP how do I phrase this; it was me who ate your wallet. I just left a note blaming the dog.

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freddygasman 18
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signed, the cat

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Phantomsnake 10
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Are you still there? Or did your dog eat you?

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logank013 20
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Ask him or her if that leather wallet tasted like beef...

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Zebediabolical 39
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My dog ate my homework once. I even got it on videotape on a twenty pound shoulder mounted VHS recorder. The hardest part, honestly, was getting the Alpo to stick to the pages.

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lissa_jade 22

as punishment, make him wait in line at the DMV for the replacement. he'll think twice next time.

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DerrickJames 33
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And you're telling us from the vet office because the plastic can really harm him, right?

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ABlindMan 17
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It's probably unlikely that the dog swallowed the driver's license, more likely just chewed it up enough that it's no longer usable. Besides, dogs eat all kinds of stuff while you're not looking. Yes plastic may be harmful, but a driver's license eying nibbled on is hardly enough to panic over.

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IorvethTheXolo 8
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It would depend on whether he actually ate any or not. Puppies chew stuff up all the time when they're learning appropriate behavior, but I can't say that any of my puppies actually ATE something that could hurt them.

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