By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 782
You deserved it 2 651

Same thing different taste

Top comments

adropofpeace 8

Merry Christmas OP. Your mom apparently has a nose for alcohol like a bloodhound.

Did she have a key??? If so take it from her!

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adropofpeace 8

Merry Christmas OP. Your mom apparently has a nose for alcohol like a bloodhound.

1221jamw 11

Maybe she celebrates christmas with her family? Then everyone left then the mom came back? And how are women getting stoves with Internet connection? Back to work! Ha Im joking. Women are also good at other things. Like cleaning.

Did she leave the empty bottle? If not then that's very inconsiderate of her

1221jamw 11

20- Don't respond to number one, if not talking to them, fuckball.

Has anyone seen my troll? The leash snapped when I was walking it and I can't seem to find it despite the size of it's very large head.

1221jamw 11

Story, I'm right here. Now can you stop with the shock collar?

SNOOKUMS! There you are. You almost gave me a heart attack.

1221jamw 11

Sorry, I took a bullet to the face for almost mentioning a arrow to the knee joke.

Muslimgal92 0

I would call the police! As harsh as it sounds this may be as a wake up call for your mom to get help!

n_epic_fail 14

Your mom is an alcoholic ninja...

frankothetanko 0

police on your mommy who gave birth to the young lady? I think not

SparklyCuntt 12

49, OP doesn't owe their mum shit just because she gave birth to them. That's the most bullshit argument I've ever heard.

Did she have a key??? If so take it from her!

Kefka91 15

26 - the mother stole from Nocturne? We must join together as the mistress' nightingales and retrieve it!

IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Then OP would gain more luck and maybe get some more expensive wine. Everybody wins except OP's mum, she will have to die if there's any hope of recovering the key.

1221jamw 11

How on earth did she get out of her kitchen?

haha sounds like a ninja move to me.. better watch out for that one... sneaky.

You would know all about ninja moves since you have a black belt.

1221jamw 11

Lmao 29, I hate to ask but, how do you know this?

Put it this way, i was not at all stalking her profile.

Sounds like something I would do... Forever alone :(

You naughty person. >:( I have no coal, but here's a thumbs down.

frankothetanko 0

I hate when people complain about the things they do themselves

mauguster 15

Sounds like something I would thumbs down .. Forever buried

People these days. That's sad, I'm sorry OP :(

persianjr1 7

You should try investing in a new lock, if she's an alcoholic, she wont figure out for a while.

Tragic.. What r you gonna do now that your like sucks....