By ShakenNotStirred - 11/11/2013 08:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML
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Ravensmoon666 19
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What a jackass. I hope you're okay OP

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perdix 29

Tell him that dipping his hair in the drink isn't good enough entertainment to get freebies. Pour the whole drink on his head, and then give him a free one. Now, that's entertainment!

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Ravensmoon666 19
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What a jackass. I hope you're okay OP

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killuhand 12
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I think op's okay, but if op was stirred on the other hand..

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ja2006 9
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In his defense, he was trying to make poly juice potion (coffee flavor)...with his own hair...it was an experiment to see if he would turn into himself...for 30 mins....and then turn back into himself...forever.

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imyy 20
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That was definitely a terrible thing for him to do - glad you called him on it, he obviously just wanted a free drink. Liars never win :-)

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ziy_fml 15
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Lol!! Well then he sure tried for a freebie

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ChenEighty 20
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That was the FML, 2. We can read.

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mario2012 18
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I can't read. I can spell perfectly fine though.

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Mrsoupinmytummy 1

The way people are now and days...

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aoc123 8
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I just don't understand why that would even be something he would do?

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ervnomyous 15
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People these days…

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Turrence 9
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What a jackass.

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timetoeat 3
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Some poor people just want to watch the world burn.

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misspulkadot24 17
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He just wanted a free drink. No world burning here!

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paulpring 9

It is sad coz people actually do it to get free stuff

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ImAFaker 29
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That is what this FML is saying...

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FrankHotpants 31
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If he was drunk then just take his drink, turn around for a bit and hand it back to him.

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SmittyKick 18
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What exactly did that accomplish?

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claiiire_fml 17
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Making the drunk customer think the bartender made him a new drink.

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TyT63 12

downvotes...downvotes everywhere

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