Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
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steelersfan78 0

He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.

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Chrisskiies 0

he sounds like the bigger idiot really.

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H8rSk8r 0

Stop being so ******* tall, then people will stop tripping over your ankles.

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Vexation 0

12, put some clothes on.

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responses 0

^this. My eyes are burning.

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steelersfan78 0

He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.

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orligirl 5

Of course she did! He's her husband. doesn't that give her the right to surprise him with a gift now and then?

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rttr 18

He was being sarcastic, and you're a dumb-ass.

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milakitty21 0

break his leg :)

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AprilxBegins 0

Fyl for giving a shit for an ungrateful man.

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Vexation 0

Some men just don't know how to apologize.

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rttr 18

Apologize for what? Also, you are a sexist bitch.

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cocainewhore 30

It's not sexist, some men don't. Some women also don't.

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mrahhhhh 21

Don't give him surprise (or any) nookie for the next few weeks ;)

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tzolkin 0

wow he sounds really unapreciative of you. way to accept a nice surprise from your sweetheart, by making her feel even worse. well I hope he said thank you.

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surefirewinners 0

Well, don't ever try to suprise him again.

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