By robotchickens - 10/03/2010 19:54 - United States
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One time I was working at Kroger when a man came in dressed as very detailed male organ, and started looking at skim milk. My coworkers and I drew straws, and I lost. I went up to him and asked why he was dressed as a fleshy shaft, and he threw a slimey banana at my face and ran away. Fortunatly, none of the gooey mess got in my mouth, but I wil forever remember the smell- fried chicken mixed with cat urine. I'm still not sure what the gooey stuff is, but now my face is slightly green.