Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
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lemoncows
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dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!
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Valea_fml
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Eww! Disgusting. FYL.
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Valea_fml
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Eww! Disgusting. FYL.
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PeteyPablo12308
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Ew!!! Omfg EWWWW!!!!!
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djcoco5
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most disgusting thing i've seen in my life!
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bariforlife
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gah!!!!
grosss!!!!
grosss!!!!
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SarahStarzz
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I hate insects!!! eeww they creep the shit out of me just looking at them makes me all eeww
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TJ10
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tell ur bf/gf to wash more thoroughly
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country_chickie
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Omg!!! Nasty!! Wtf?!
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tjsomethin
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Lol ew
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GuyMcGee
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well.. it looks like, (puts on sunglasses) you swallowed a cockroach
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wikkedphuka
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is you profile pic chedder bob lmao
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clarkey
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what did it taste like?
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I_R_Genius
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Chocolate dipped cockroaches are the best. Om nom nom.
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saraaheatherr7
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Salt and vinegar grasshoppers. And no. I'm not joking! I buy them at candy mountain in Winnipeg!
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dani22097
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crunchy right?
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instnt1nfction
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that's what she said
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lemoncows
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dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!
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jess6blondie9
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Win!(:
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beckyxD
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Double win!
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Calyx_fml
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It's the CIA. You've been bugged.
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alexaaisabeastt
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^win.
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yehr
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LOL that was awesome :D!!
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uncbballwins
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Yes it's great knowing you will die a slow, painful death of not having the lung capacity to satisfy your body's oxygen needs.
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instnt1nfction
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o yeah?
crunchy crap and mushy pee
crunchy crap and mushy pee
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Hanimon
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nah, not really, 49 lolol
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EmVee
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That truly grossed me out - and I don't *ever* get grossed out ><
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Lizza330
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Same here. D:
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yuggi1
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Her/his lungs are just fine, it's that darn cockroach, looking for a place to lay its eggs no doubt, that has her asphyxiating.
I saw this show about how hissing cockroaches lay eggs and EWWWW- absolutely disgusting!
I saw this show about how hissing cockroaches lay eggs and EWWWW- absolutely disgusting!
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Neekadeek
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sounds like something from a horror flick
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yesiyes
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it is
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EmperorPsycho
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Sounds like that movie Drag Me to Hell, doesn't it?
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camerican21
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So was it payday and you decided to splurge?