By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 873
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dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

Eww! Disgusting. FYL.


Eww! Disgusting. FYL.

Ew!!! Omfg EWWWW!!!!!

most disgusting thing i've seen in my life!

gah!!!! grosss!!!!

I hate insects!!! eeww they creep the shit out of me just looking at them makes me all eeww

tell ur bf/gf to wash more thoroughly

Omg!!! Nasty!! Wtf?!

well.. it looks like, (puts on sunglasses) you swallowed a cockroach

is you profile pic chedder bob lmao

what did it taste like?

Chocolate dipped cockroaches are the best. Om nom nom.

Salt and vinegar grasshoppers. And no. I'm not joking! I buy them at candy mountain in Winnipeg!

crunchy right?

that's what she said

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

It's the CIA. You've been bugged.

LOL that was awesome :D!!

Yes it's great knowing you will die a slow, painful death of not having the lung capacity to satisfy your body's oxygen needs.

o yeah? crunchy crap and mushy pee

nah, not really, 49 lolol

That truly grossed me out - and I don't *ever* get grossed out ><

Same here. D:

Her/his lungs are just fine, it's that darn cockroach, looking for a place to lay its eggs no doubt, that has her asphyxiating. I saw this show about how hissing cockroaches lay eggs and EWWWW- absolutely disgusting!

sounds like something from a horror flick

Sounds like that movie Drag Me to Hell, doesn't it?

So was it payday and you decided to splurge?