Miscellaneous: Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of...

By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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lemoncows 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:17

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

Valea_fml 9

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:15

Eww! Disgusting. FYL.

Valea_fml 9

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:15

Eww! Disgusting. FYL.

PeteyPablo12308 20

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 20:09

Ew!!! Omfg EWWWW!!!!!

djcoco5 0

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 22:06

most disgusting thing i've seen in my life!

bariforlife 0

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Wednesday 23 February 2011 9:43

gah!!!! grosss!!!!

SarahStarzz 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:15

I hate insects!!! eeww they creep the shit out of me just looking at them makes me all eeww

TJ10 0

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Friday 3 June 2011 16:33

tell ur bf/gf to wash more thoroughly

country_chickie 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 1:42

Omg!!! Nasty!! Wtf?!

tjsomethin 9

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:15

Lol ew

GuyMcGee 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:07

well.. it looks like, (puts on sunglasses) you swallowed a cockroach

wikkedphuka 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:09

is you profile pic chedder bob lmao

clarkey 0

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:16

what did it taste like?

I_R_Genius 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 20:27

Chocolate dipped cockroaches are the best. Om nom nom.

saraaheatherr7 11

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Friday 8 November 2013 6:59

Salt and vinegar grasshoppers. And no. I'm not joking! I buy them at candy mountain in Winnipeg!

dani22097 0

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:17

crunchy right?

instnt1nfction 17

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:41

that's what she said

lemoncows 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:17

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

jess6blondie9 2

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 20:01

Win!(:

beckyxD 13

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Monday 21 November 2011 6:36

Double win!

Calyx_fml 21

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:18

It's the CIA. You've been bugged.

alexaaisabeastt 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:56

^win.

yehr 0

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Tuesday 1 March 2011 18:23

LOL that was awesome :D!!

uncbballwins 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:18

Yes it's great knowing you will die a slow, painful death of not having the lung capacity to satisfy your body's oxygen needs.

instnt1nfction 17

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:43

o yeah? crunchy crap and mushy pee

Hanimon 0

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Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:31

nah, not really, 49 lolol

EmVee 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:18

That truly grossed me out - and I don't *ever* get grossed out ><

Lizza330 28

Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:20

Same here. D:

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 19:54

Her/his lungs are just fine, it's that darn cockroach, looking for a place to lay its eggs no doubt, that has her asphyxiating. I saw this show about how hissing cockroaches lay eggs and EWWWW- absolutely disgusting!