By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
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lemoncows 2

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

Eww! Disgusting. FYL.


Eww! Disgusting. FYL.

Ew!!! Omfg EWWWW!!!!!

most disgusting thing i've seen in my life!

gah!!!! grosss!!!!

SarahStarzz 0

I hate insects!!! eeww they creep the shit out of me just looking at them makes me all eeww

tell ur bf/gf to wash more thoroughly

country_chickie 0

Omg!!! Nasty!! Wtf?!

GuyMcGee 0

well.. it looks like, (puts on sunglasses) you swallowed a cockroach

wikkedphuka 0

is you profile pic chedder bob lmao

what did it taste like?

I_R_Genius 3

Chocolate dipped cockroaches are the best. Om nom nom.

Salt and vinegar grasshoppers. And no. I'm not joking! I buy them at candy mountain in Winnipeg!

crunchy right?

that's what she said

lemoncows 2

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

It's the CIA. You've been bugged.

alexaaisabeastt 0


LOL that was awesome :D!!

uncbballwins 0

Yes it's great knowing you will die a slow, painful death of not having the lung capacity to satisfy your body's oxygen needs.

o yeah? crunchy crap and mushy pee

nah, not really, 49 lolol

EmVee 0

That truly grossed me out - and I don't *ever* get grossed out ><

Lizza330 28

Same here. D:

Her/his lungs are just fine, it's that darn cockroach, looking for a place to lay its eggs no doubt, that has her asphyxiating. I saw this show about how hissing cockroaches lay eggs and EWWWW- absolutely disgusting!

sounds like something from a horror flick

yesiyes 0

it is

Sounds like that movie Drag Me to Hell, doesn't it?

So was it payday and you decided to splurge?