Money and Kids: That was short-lived. - FML

That was short-lived.

By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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By 8to10days - 05/08/2010 11:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Grounded - 05/09/2011 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother offered to pay for my tickets to go see my girlfriend who I haven't seen for 6 months. She was happy to pay for the £130 flight, but then refused half way through the purchase because she wasn't going to "let the buggers charge £13 extra" for using her credit card. FML

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By KamiAzaaaaaa - 11/12/2015 16:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 14:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after weeks of asking, I was finally given my debit card back from my parents. They’ve spent over $1000 and now I’m scared to know how much I have left. There was no mention of a reimbursement either. FML

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Top comments

SPCZippo 6

Friday 26 January 2018 4:45

Dude there's enough free **** out there that you should never have to pay for it.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 2 February 2018 13:05

Who pays for **** anyways? There's enough free **** on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.

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SPCZippo 6

Friday 26 January 2018 4:45

Dude there's enough free **** out there that you should never have to pay for it.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 February 2018 11:52

Bad parenting! Didn't she or your dad have "the talk" with you? You know, the one where they tell you how to make babies by watching training videos on PornHub.com?

Nikki_Lattimore 8

Saturday 10 February 2018 7:33

what the ****?

Monica Rene Ramirez-Holleran 4

Friday 2 February 2018 12:07

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 February 2018 12:11

You don't know that the OP is an adult. Minors can get debit cards.

WeirdUS 29

Friday 2 February 2018 16:35

Could also be that while legally an adult they have issues with spending money and while living at home it is an issue that the parents have had to watch them.

_ali__cat_ 14

Saturday 3 February 2018 8:46

uhm I got my first debit card when I was 11. op could be around the same age.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 2 February 2018 12:16

This is why you use a Paypal account for that kind of thing. That way, your actual purchases don't show up on your bank statement.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 2 February 2018 13:05

Who pays for **** anyways? There's enough free **** on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.

KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4

Friday 2 February 2018 18:40

You pay for the quality, not content. Good luck finding full HD/UHD **** that is also good for free.

fuckingkillme17 8

Sunday 4 February 2018 21:04

you never want high definition **** than you see the Damm pimple on her ass

tibtak 20

Friday 2 February 2018 20:27

How do you think they get paid?

Kayla Jones 9

Monday 5 February 2018 22:39

Hqporner

icemand90 17

Friday 2 February 2018 14:31

why pay for **** in this day and age?

James Thompson 8

Friday 2 February 2018 15:04

What kind of weird shit are you into that you have to pay for it?

EnvyMe33 26

Friday 2 February 2018 16:39

I agree with the others. Why would you pay for **** if you can watch it for free?

Chris Smith 9

Friday 2 February 2018 18:17

YDI for spending £60 on ****.

deadman93 7

Friday 2 February 2018 18:21

that's why you buy a prepaid card from the store

Alchemist_21 26

Saturday 3 February 2018 3:31

Came here to say this. I actually use prepaid for all online purchases to minimize the risk of identity theft.

deadman93 7

Saturday 3 February 2018 4:06

don't lie we all know it's for all the HD ****. we don't judge.

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