By adc2502 - 2/2/2018 11:00

That was short-lived.

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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By SPCZippo | 6

#7590980 - Friday 26 January 2018 4:45

Dude there's enough free porn out there that you should never have to pay for it.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7593958 - Friday 2 February 2018 13:05

Who pays for porn anyways? There's enough free porn on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.

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By SPCZippo | 6

#7590980 - Friday 26 January 2018 4:45

Dude there's enough free porn out there that you should never have to pay for it.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7593921 - Friday 2 February 2018 11:52

Bad parenting!

Didn't she or your dad have "the talk" with you? You know, the one where they tell you how to make babies by watching training videos on PornHub.com?

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Nikki_Lattimore | 8

#7597203 - Saturday 10 February 2018 7:33

what the fuck?

By Monica Rene Ramirez-Holleran | 4

#7593929 - Friday 2 February 2018 12:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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RichardPencil | 27

#7593931 - Friday 2 February 2018 12:11

You don't know that the OP is an adult. Minors can get debit cards.

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WeirdUS | 27

#7594034 - Friday 2 February 2018 16:35

Could also be that while legally an adult they have issues with spending money and while living at home it is an issue that the parents have had to watch them.

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_ali__cat_ | 14

#7594240 - Saturday 3 February 2018 8:46

uhm I got my first debit card when I was 11. op could be around the same age.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7593933 - Friday 2 February 2018 12:16

This is why you use a Paypal account for that kind of thing. That way, your actual purchases don't show up on your bank statement.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7593958 - Friday 2 February 2018 13:05

Who pays for porn anyways? There's enough free porn on the net for you to wank till your penis shrivels up and falls off from exhaustion.

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KnowsWhatAJokeIs | 4

#7594076 - Friday 2 February 2018 18:40

You pay for the quality, not content. Good luck finding full HD/UHD porn that is also good for free.

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tibtak | 20

#7594112 - Friday 2 February 2018 20:27

How do you think they get paid?

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Kayla Jones | 9

#7595246 - Monday 5 February 2018 22:39

Hqporner

By icemand90 | 16

#7593984 - Friday 2 February 2018 14:31

why pay for porn in this day and age?

By James Thompson | 8

#7594003 - Friday 2 February 2018 15:04

What kind of weird shit are you into that you have to pay for it?

By EnvyMe33 | 26

#7594035 - Friday 2 February 2018 16:39

I agree with the others. Why would you pay for porn if you can watch it for free?

By Chris Smith | 9

#7594066 - Friday 2 February 2018 18:17

YDI for spending £60 on porn.

By deadman93 | 7

#7594070 - Friday 2 February 2018 18:21

that's why you buy a prepaid card from the store

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Alchemist_21 | 26

#7594203 - Saturday 3 February 2018 3:31

Came here to say this. I actually use prepaid for all online purchases to minimize the risk of identity theft.