DenisTheMenace

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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

12%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

24%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

77%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

53%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

16%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Denisthemenace's favorite FMLs

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 27 February 2012 12:36 / Australia

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumbgirl4lyf - / Monday 1 October 2012 18:24 / Ireland - Monaghan

Today, I ordered Chinese food. As I approached the restaurant to pick it up, I took out my keys and tried to unlock the front door. By the time I realized my mistake, everyone inside the restaurant had noticed and started laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Eric / Monday 27 February 2012 21:58 / United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it