By TractorUWG - 27/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 314
You deserved it 18 110

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD

That's what your pockets are for, tard.

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fylisbetter 0

next time use a book

suaveneanderthal 0

tell that to the bank! I'm sure they'll give you another one.

Zhejan 0

No, the bank will definitely not give you another $100 for a stupid excuse like this

that was sarcasm retard

Reyo 2

That's why you pocket that shit as soon as you get it.

birds_fml 7

Actually, if you sift through your dog's poop and get the nasty bill out, and wash it, and have most of the bill (even if it's in pieces) you CAN go to the bank and get a replacement. You need to have at least 51% of the bill though, and it must be clean enough for the clerks to handle. Make sure you use a strainer when you're washing it or you'll be back on here telling us a FML about how your bill washed down the sink :P

sukhdeep 4

slap the freakin dog!

wow, birds, how did you know that much about it? same thing happen to you? :P

just be glad u have a puppy!!!

That's what your pockets are for, tard.

C_LYN1234 0

you probably needed it too.....smh

haha idiot

brittahnayy 0

Awww! ;_; I don't think that was very healthy for your puppy also xDD

Yeah! Is the puppy ok?

At 28 i sure hope so

Amysbodybetrayal 0

I would NEVER leave a 100 dollar bill lying alone on a table. Never. It would disappear in seconds in my house. "Hey, anyone seen my 100 dollar bill?" "Nope, where was it?" "On the table." "Why the heck did you leave it there? Dad probably took it." xD

Just think of it as some extra education you missed during the formal part of it. Today, you learned the aerodynamics of putting a piece of paper in a wind stream. Tomorrow, you may learn a thing or two about the canine digestive system. I hope it's profitable,

Cwoodbury 0

see there's this really neat invetion, it's called a pocket.

noidea_fml 3

this one would make a great cartoon!

Have fun cracking the puppy's deuces open to look for it.