FML : Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and...

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Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

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By tannerrosetx_1 / Monday 6 April 2015 11:44 / United States - Irving

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By leopardwilliam | 22

#6254115 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:09

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

By c_wyld | 21

#6254113 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:09

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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By c_wyld | 21

#6254113 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:09

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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HarshD9619 | 34

#6254122 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:18

The amount of dog related humor on FML is too damn high

By khaoticpanda | 28

#6254114 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:09

I hope all your credit cards and IDs and things were safe and you mean just the wallet. It sucks to have to replace all that stuff.

By leopardwilliam | 22

#6254115 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:09

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

By bunnybean12321 | 18

#6254117 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:12

well at least you know that some stranger didnt get all of your card information and stuff

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6254550 - Tuesday 7 April 2015 1:45

Meanwhile OPs dog is on the Internet using OP's credit card to hire a hit-dog to take care of the neighbourhood cats.

By abNormal62 | 23

#6254118 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:12

Taken doggy style

By hardy24 | 9

#6254119 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:12

Mans best friend indeed

By victorvldv | 8

#6254121 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:14

You can train him to do evil things sir.

By MrsHaxxo | 22

#6254123 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:21

that sounds like something my dog would do as well.

By karcummings | 19

#6254125 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:22

Barks out to you.

By Steve97 | 32

#6254126 - Monday 6 April 2015 19:22

Wouldn't it be considered pickpawcketing then? :p

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