By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
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leopardwilliam 22

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

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c_wyld 21

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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c_wyld 21

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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HarshD9619 34

The amount of dog related humor on FML is too damn high

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khaoticpanda 28

I hope all your credit cards and IDs and things were safe and you mean just the wallet. It sucks to have to replace all that stuff.

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leopardwilliam 22

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

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bunnybean12321 18

well at least you know that some stranger didnt get all of your card information and stuff

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False_Stupidity 41

Meanwhile OPs dog is on the Internet using OP's credit card to hire a hit-dog to take care of the neighbourhood cats.

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victorvldv 8

You can train him to do evil things sir.

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MrsHaxxo 22

that sounds like something my dog would do as well.

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karcummings 19

Barks out to you.

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Steve97 32

Wouldn't it be considered pickpawcketing then? :p

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