By tannerrosetx_1 - 06/04/2015 11:44 - United States - Irving

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 058
You deserved it 3 708

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Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

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Man that's ruff. He couldn't at least throw you a bone, I mean c'mon its Monday...

The amount of dog related humor on FML is too damn high

I hope all your credit cards and IDs and things were safe and you mean just the wallet. It sucks to have to replace all that stuff.

Maybe you should rethink the bacon wallet

well at least you know that some stranger didnt get all of your card information and stuff

Meanwhile OPs dog is on the Internet using OP's credit card to hire a hit-dog to take care of the neighbourhood cats.

Taken doggy style

Mans best friend indeed

You can train him to do evil things sir.

MrsHaxxo 22

that sounds like something my dog would do as well.

Barks out to you.

Wouldn't it be considered pickpawcketing then? :p