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30 minutes isn't that long. you all must be virgins or watch too much porn. some people can go for hours.. it depends on how much energy you both have and how much of a sex virgin the guy is.

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this FML sounds like the one where a kid said "Today I had to pick up my parents in jail for having sex in the park behind a bush. FML".

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OP is an idiot, if your going to have sex in the park, you have it quick fast and dirty!! Not a 30 min love fest!! YDI

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haha, don't lie... you kno you were volunteering your reason for being in there to the other innocent men in jail...

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I was just putting that there ahead of time for any little kiddies that didn't know. I'm not much older than you. Don't fret.

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6-Maybe just as he was about to finish, the cop grabbed him and twisted him around and the guy jizzed in the cop's face. Too much?

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His picture made me want to kill myself for a split second. That's how long it took me to react and throw my phone on the ground. It's got an otter box though, so it's cool.

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Your kitty looks like my kitty but I'm not sure because your picture is a bit dark. My kiity's name is Spazzy.

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Dude, you're 15. It is ultimately up to you to fuck your brains out (though you're still a child & not even at the age of consent yet), but why announce your (publicly done) sexual deeds?

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I agree 33, it's not something you should tell the world, especially at that young of an age! That is definitely not something to be proud of...

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Lol, chill. How do you even know I was kidding or not? Way to take things way too literally. My cliche' statement that has been posted should have been overlooked. If it bothers you so much for my age factor, then go fuck someone or something, I don't care. Besides, true or not, how I live my life does not mean it should coincide with yours.

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Petting butthurt over people's opinions of you isn't a healthy hobby. Perhaps you take things too seriously. Stay golden, pony boy.

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"how I live my life does not mean it should coincide with yours." That makes no damn sense. Lay off the dick, go get some book learning, and come back.

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Uh, yeah. It does. Before you claim me of any ignorance, you should read up in the dictionary as well. If I'm wrong, then prove it. I'd love to learn, especially from someone who claims they are as intellectually inclined as YOU.(;

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Too bad you didn't see the previous comments of the clarification before the mods deleted them, stating that I WAS JOKING. Simple mistake. >.>

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Its pretty simple to prove you wrong. It just didn't make sense. I honestly don't know what you meant by it. But "coincide" was definitely not the word you were looking for.

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