Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
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Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
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fatalkiss 0
Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?
ceepevoy 0
are you sure you used the right spice homie?
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Comments (252)
danielabella94 0
did it "spice" up your sex life?
holybuckets 0
haha, "but officer! we were just spicing up our sex life!"
love0128 5
DEEEEZ NUTS!!!!
dreamering 16
How romantic; that's an amazing story to tell your grandkids 50 years from now.
mhinaj 0
wow
deanodev 0
should have just done it again in jail! :P
knocking 0
Come on OP, be honest. I think 30 mins is probably exaggerating. It was probably closer to 3. :P You think people would learn, especially if they have spent any time on this site. Having sex in public never seems to turn out well. If your sex life ever needs more spice, there are plenty of things you can do in your own home and prevent you from being arrested.
knocking 0
Next time, instead of doing something that gets the actual cops involved, just stay at home and play pretend cops. You'll spice up your sex life, save time, and you won't have to worry about Big Bubba coming over to your cell for some late night sodomy.
MrMonk 5
probably not the best idea
hazardoussmiles9 22
"And that, grandchildren, is how we conceived your mother."