Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life,...

By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

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By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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Submission

By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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fatalkiss 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:12

Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

ceepevoy 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:11

are you sure you used the right spice homie?

Comments

danielabella94 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:33

did it "spice" up your sex life?

holybuckets 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:41

haha, "but officer! we were just spicing up our sex life!"

love0128 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:43

DEEEEZ NUTS!!!!

dreamering 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:50

How romantic; that's an amazing story to tell your grandkids 50 years from now.

mhinaj 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:53

wow

deanodev 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:54

should have just done it again in jail! :P

knocking 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:54

Come on OP, be honest. I think 30 mins is probably exaggerating. It was probably closer to 3. :P You think people would learn, especially if they have spent any time on this site. Having sex in public never seems to turn out well. If your sex life ever needs more spice, there are plenty of things you can do in your own home and prevent you from being arrested.

knocking 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 10:01

Next time, instead of doing something that gets the actual cops involved, just stay at home and play pretend cops. You'll spice up your sex life, save time, and you won't have to worry about Big Bubba coming over to your cell for some late night sodomy.