Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life,...

By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

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By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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Submission

By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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You deserved it 1 762

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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fatalkiss 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:12

Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

ceepevoy 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:11

are you sure you used the right spice homie?

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disney_blonde 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:12

That's why public places are for quickies only. Get in, get out, don't get caught.

superpacker85 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:13

did you get a grandslam before the umpire called a strike?

barbxra 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:45

did they ask for your papers?

cowgirl69 2

Monday 4 July 2011 1:51

you deserve getting caught

born_hustla 26

Monday 4 July 2011 2:56

wasn't it worth a bit ?! come on!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 4 July 2011 3:47

Next time, do it in a grave yard. No one with bother you there. In fact the moaning and shrieking may scare the bejebus out of people.

wannbaussiegurl 4

Monday 4 July 2011 4:48

wow I totally agree sex in public is stupid...

ParkersGirl 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:05

Ha! I've tried that! luckily I we didn't get caught.

taylortot211 2

Monday 4 July 2011 5:14

very smart.....

JRSOne 5

Monday 4 July 2011 5:19

Atleast yours will sleep with you..

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