Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life,...

By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

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By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2011 9:12

Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

ceepevoy 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:11

are you sure you used the right spice homie?

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Alekyork 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:57

Worth it.

RegularDude 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:04

Some times the spice is worth it ;)

julie9dorf 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:32

that sucks.

emodude44 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:37

Have sex in prison! Its not like their gonna stop you. Ever pulled someone off their partner? If you did, you better have a damn good reason for it!

Karamelo_fml 11

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:03

Hope you tried it there, too...

BrownSugar_fml 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:22

Totally worth it! 30 minutes are better than the usual 2.

jorankay411 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:49

I bet it was worth it though XD!!!

Froggirl14 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:50

dumbos!!! why would u do that it's completely stupid and there could be little kids around that don't need to know about sex yet!!!

alexxss_fml 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:55

So im guessing you finished in the back of the cop car

marryjaneex0 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 22:08

haha idiots

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