Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life,...

By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

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By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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Submission

By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Consent

By jon - 31/08/2012 21:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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fatalkiss 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:12

Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

ceepevoy 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:11

are you sure you used the right spice homie?

Comments

epiclife101 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 13:21

then have sex in jail next time

rmbennin 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 13:38

should've just put actual spices on her bed...

theschmidt108 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 13:46

next time just ask te cop to join you ;) that's some hot spice there! ;)

bullrider92 19

Sunday 3 July 2011 13:46

Was it in the bushes? Did your Daughter have to bail you out again?She wrote an fml a couple of weeks ago.

cenax27 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:19

Dam y big brother, always be watching?

4nchor 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:36

sex offender registry here you come!

metallicshadow 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:53

that's hot

Complaining 13

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:12

Spice makes everything nice.

kingsbury4 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:25

well it was fun while it lasted. next time do it in a park a nigt! then nobody will see you as well

japtap81 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:31

Next time, have her wear a skirt and u wear something loose so its not so obvious. Do it at night wearing all black and in the shadows. Know what ur doing before u do it!