By :| - 26/09/2015 04:10 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML
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Maybe she was just about to touch it, but you reacted fast enough that she didn't have time to make full contact, and you simply thought she did? If not, I'm cueing the X-Files theme.

You've raised an evil genius, congratulations, OP! You should be very proud!

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You've raised an evil genius, congratulations, OP! You should be very proud!

You are the mother of the mother of dragons. Don't fuck with her

Scary shit always starts with the children!

As another evil genius,That kid is going places

what the? How did that happen .

She must be a ginger.

Or Satan's reincarnation. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Well there is something called congenital analgesia where a person can't feel pain at all. Or she just never touched it and you managed to keep her from touching it just in time

That wouldn't stop her from getting burned though.

Dear #6, Eff you. Signed, A ginger

Why has #39 been voted down? She's completely right that just because someone doesn't feel pain, doesn't mean that they would not get burned?

actually, if they feel no pain, they can still get burns, they just won't feel the pain or notice before it's too late.

lexiieeex3 32

93- that's exactly what 39 said...

Yup, #39 is totally right.

caterinette 12

Seems like you have a little Targaryen right there...

"Fire cannot kill a dragon."

BlueHorizons 8

Came here to say pretty much exactly this but you beat me too it. Only 28 more weeks to go...

Maybe she was just about to touch it, but you reacted fast enough that she didn't have time to make full contact, and you simply thought she did? If not, I'm cueing the X-Files theme.

Or maybe she's one of those rare people who can't feel pain or one of those types who have a high pain tolerance. My theory would only work if she got burned and didn't feel it, but you get my point.

Eh, you don't have to not feel ANY pain. I get hurt like usual if I bump into something but I'm like this with heat. I use oven gloves when taking stuff out of the oven but could probably touch the tray for a bit, I touch hot food as I'm cooking and eat hot food that's just been cooked. My boyfriend's always burning himself because I say something's fine to eat and apparently it's not. My mum's the same way. Some people are just like that with heat, women especially apparently.

Or Google 'asbestos hands', that's what it's often referred to as.

If you aren't afraid of your children, you're parenting wrong.

Or not watching the right horror stuff.

That's right! Now I never trust kids named Damien.

I had something like that happen to me too, except it was in fourth grade when I brought hermit crab food to school and two boys took it from me. The kid told the other, "I'll eat it if you do." So the kid pretended to eat it. The other kid then actually ate it, and puked

kimeatszombies 22

steven universe nice nice nice nice niceeeeee

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Ginger isn't just used to describe soulless beings, you know.

On a related note, I bet this kid is a ginger.

@9. No, no it isn't.

She probably almost touched it. Little kids cry really easily and if she touched it, she would be screaming and crying

Please call an exorcist.