By :| - 26/09/2015 04:10 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML
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lex1459 38

You've raised an evil genius, congratulations, OP! You should be very proud!

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caterinette 12

Seems like you have a little Targaryen right there...

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lex1459 38

You've raised an evil genius, congratulations, OP! You should be very proud!

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bcalle 8

You are the mother of the mother of dragons. Don't **** with her

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x3jmac27 22

Scary shit always starts with the children!

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NamesIncognita 15

As another evil genius,That kid is going places

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okokalright 15

Well there is something called congenital analgesia where a person can't feel pain at all. Or she just never touched it and you managed to keep her from touching it just in time

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Replyka 17

That wouldn't stop her from getting burned though.

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chazzywazzy654 22

Why has #39 been voted down? She's completely right that just because someone doesn't feel pain, doesn't mean that they would not get burned?

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

actually, if they feel no pain, they can still get burns, they just won't feel the pain or notice before it's too late.

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lexiieeex3 32

93- that's exactly what 39 said...

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caterinette 12

Seems like you have a little Targaryen right there...

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BlueHorizons 8

Came here to say pretty much exactly this but you beat me too it. Only 28 more weeks to go...

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Animeisbaetho 19

If you aren't afraid of your children, you're parenting wrong.

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igive 29

That's right! Now I never trust kids named Damien.

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wondercat40 28

I had something like that happen to me too, except it was in fourth grade when I brought hermit crab food to school and two boys took it from me. The kid told the other, "I'll eat it if you do." So the kid pretended to eat it. The other kid then actually ate it, and puked

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kimeatszombies 22

steven universe nice nice nice nice niceeeeee

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saucybugger101 33

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Lalala579121 27

Ginger isn't just used to describe soulless beings, you know.

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gracehi 31

On a related note, I bet this kid is a ginger.

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ukeandfoodislife 19

She probably almost touched it. Little kids cry really easily and if she touched it, she would be screaming and crying

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