By Anonymous - 2/3/2020 01:00

Fast and Furious

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7886693 - Monday 2 March 2020 1:29

That's a disgrace! You need to improve!

Try for 20 seconds.

By juggalo2 | 10

#7886706 - Monday 2 March 2020 4:09

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7886693 - Monday 2 March 2020 1:29

That's a disgrace! You need to improve!

Try for 20 seconds.

By boogerjt | 6

#7886698 - Monday 2 March 2020 1:44

That’s really 😢

By distortedcognition | 17

#7886701 - Monday 2 March 2020 2:38

Made me think of this Dave Chappelle skit

https://youtu.be/zpjq8jqrPq8

By juggalo2 | 10

#7886706 - Monday 2 March 2020 4:09

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

fjvitt | 12

#7886888 - Monday 2 March 2020 23:18

Don’t say “beat it”—that may get him off his game...

By hfnsjsnsjzns | 18

#7886780 - Monday 2 March 2020 13:28

my my my, what have we got here

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 15

#7886851 - Monday 2 March 2020 20:46

that's a yoooouu problem

By Wadlaen | 17

#7886882 - Monday 2 March 2020 23:04

Your girlfriend were having sex?
What was you doing while she was doing that..?🤔

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7886940 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 4:16

She counted? That’s really weird

By Gubbon | 8

#7887040 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 18:32

You finished what?