Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
I agree, your life sucks 871
You deserved it 1 762
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RichardPencil 30

That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.

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juggalo2 20

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

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RichardPencil 30

That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.

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boogerjt 6

That’s really 😢

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distortedcognition 17

Made me think of this Dave Chappelle skit https://youtu.be/zpjq8jqrPq8

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juggalo2 20

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

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fjvitt 14

Don’t say “beat it”—that may get him off his game...

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hfnsjsnsjzns 18

my my my, what have we got here

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Wadlaen 23

Your girlfriend were having sex? What was you doing while she was doing that..?🤔

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WistayShlaio82 13

She counted? That’s really weird

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