Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
I agree, your life sucks 839
You deserved it 1 679

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That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

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That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.

boogerjt 6

That’s really 😢

Made me think of this Dave Chappelle skit https://youtu.be/zpjq8jqrPq8

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

Don’t say “beat it”—that may get him off his game...

hfnsjsnsjzns 18

my my my, what have we got here

that's a yoooouu problem

Wadlaen 23

Your girlfriend were having sex? What was you doing while she was doing that..?🤔

WistayShlaio82 13

She counted? That’s really weird

Gubbon 8

You finished what?