By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
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fatalkiss 0

Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

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ceepevoy 0

are you sure you used the right spice homie?

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apegirl907 0

wtf is wrong with you idiots parks are for kids and families I punch dumbasses like you.

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Froggirl14 0

exactly they are idiots!!! like a million times!!!

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apegirl907 0

and they don't put men and women in the same cells idiots.

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cheetahcake19 0

Well 1. At least she cared enough to do something different with you. 2. Maybe you should think about the consequences before you do something so adventurous.

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BennyBear 0

I'm sure some of the other guys in jail will add some more spice to your relationship.

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kingofchips 0

You want spice just make sure you drop the soap

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KiraShake 0

What'd you expect, OP?? I mean, I can understand a bathroom stall or maybe in the public swimming pool, but not in the park...

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sundevil12 0

who knew havin sex in public is a crime :P

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Lieto 1

Park is one of those places where you need to do it fast. Too bad she didnt tell you. 30 minutes, lol.

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laughingman 0

it was totally worth it, you have nothin to complain about

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