Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
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Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
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fatalkiss 0
Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?
ceepevoy 0
are you sure you used the right spice homie?
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Comments (252)
pYrO92583 0
spice hahahahaaha well hopefully you had fun and at least she didn't get mad at you
JocelynKaulitz 28
everything comes at a cost.
Mattxy8 5
dont you mean everyone cums at a cost? not everything comes..
castrosabeast 7
haha 1 gold star for the pun sir!
wowfmlaccfail 0
haha u said come
iloveparc 0
it guess it was worth it huh?
birdfreak 24
so how was the cinnamon? ; )
bigmanj28 0
Did you finish?
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Half an hour..? Damn.
ceepevoy 0
bananas in pajamas!!!!
CrazyGirl445 4
the girl has to finish too.
nanner6206 24
it includes the drive, set up, foreplay, and a few minutes until the cop showed.
Quest_ 13
I bet your sex life was spiced up in prison!
Linux_fml 0
Pubic indecency isn't a prison sentence. :-) errum, public. I meant public.
abbytequiere 9
oh Freudian slips...
NikkiFlysKites 8
That's what I was thinking. Nothing spicer than getting raped in the ass by a stranger. I hear that having sex with other people can help a relationship sometimes, and he gets to test his sexuality.
leblancG 0
lol
OrgasmicBunnies 9
I notice a lot of these fml's about spicing up sex, end up being in a park. Must be pretty nifty.
Linux_fml 0
It's only fun if there is an audience. So I'm told anyways. *whistles*
a_nutritionist 10
more likely a lack of imagination. which is the problem that got them there in the first place. the park is a stupid place to do it, and honestly, it only sounds good in theory. having sex in public is not any better than anywhere else, its the same thing, with a different environment. woop-dee-doo.
kaykay20 0
Many people get off by being watched and theirs the thrill of possibly getting caught so it can be a fun experience. I assume you had a bad one..?
a_nutritionist 10
you assume wrong. i did it out of necessity. my experience was exactly as i expected, and aside from a slight novelty factor and the ability to say ive done it, i was left with nothing more exciting. some people might get off over it, but some people get off over dressing up in diapers and ******** themselves.
RedPillSucks 31
Necessity? You needed to have sex in public?
a_nutritionist 10
yes thats both correct and none of your business.
coolbeans26 12
It all depends on what ur into.
coolbeans26 12
Then don't put it on the Internet
nanner6206 24
Cemetery on a rainy night is much better
tybtab 5
well did you have sex in jail too?
XxsteelrainxX 0
well now you can do good cop bad cop
CaptainDouche 0
I thought you said bad cop, bad cop!!!!
trefizzle24 1
jezzz get smart with ur 12rounds u other guy