Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
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Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
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fatalkiss 0
Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?
ceepevoy 0
are you sure you used the right spice homie?
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Comments (252)
carmenm 6
you got sex so stop complaining
sydmior 10
I wonder how many successes there have been with having sex in public, to compare the chances of getting caught and how well it would turn out. Because this site just shows the screw-ups.
gtmustanggirl18 0
next time make her wear a skirt with no undies sit her onto of u and say u were jus makin out
a_nutritionist 10
...easily proven wrong with the words, 'please stand'...feel free to refuse, let me know how that works out for you.
muchagente 5
what kind of ...s put people into jail for that?
CaptainDouche 0
Only the ones who uphold the law. So like 20 percent.
a_nutritionist 10
id do it :D cos itd be HILARIOUS. i bet that was the highlight of the cops day. hes probably telling someone about it now "you should have seen their faces, he dropped wood faster than you can say 'please dont call my mother'".
SinT2011 0
it's good that you tried something new; bad news, is that you got caught.
CateXOX 0
As if that wasn't a summary of the FML.
rynosd 0
lmao
samuelchoo 0
aww you did the right thing, that's so dam cool, everyone ought to learn from you =p
a_nutritionist 10
uh good idea, park orgies, that doesnt sound like the ramblings of a nymphomaniac at all...
JoeyPterodactyl 0
I hope you took the opportunity for jail sex.
MollyDollLifee 1
Oh damn dude! Been there, done that! Didn't get caught though!
angelinaanimerg 7
30 minutes.. and you expect not to get caught???