Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
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A great plot for a porno

Suddenly, getting a ticket becomes the best-case scenario. Nightsticks and tasers could be used in worse outcomes.

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A great plot for a porno

Perfect. Ticket gone.

Suddenly, getting a ticket becomes the best-case scenario. Nightsticks and tasers could be used in worse outcomes.

And that's when it goes from being a ticket to spending the night in jail.

Is it illegal to have sex in your country or something?