Intimacy and Sex: Caught red-handed - FML

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

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Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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Honest mistake

By Anonymous - 10/10/2020 11:01

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Today, my girl and I with got caught having sex in the car by cops. They thought we were smoking bongs because the windows were foggy. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

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Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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When nature calls

By ClaraB - 11/10/2021 23:01

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML

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By enderw - 16/06/2009 17:22 - United States

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Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

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Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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voltroz 18

Sunday 1 November 2020 10:48

A great plot for a porno

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 November 2020 23:06

Suddenly, getting a ticket becomes the best-case scenario. Nightsticks and tasers could be used in worse outcomes.

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voltroz 18

Sunday 1 November 2020 10:48

A great plot for a porno

ahabsfan 14

Monday 30 November 2020 20:53

Perfect. Ticket gone.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 November 2020 23:06

Suddenly, getting a ticket becomes the best-case scenario. Nightsticks and tasers could be used in worse outcomes.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 1 December 2020 2:49

And that's when it goes from being a ticket to spending the night in jail.

pbruins84 20

Tuesday 1 December 2020 21:32

Is it illegal to have sex in your country or something?

jc1015 25

Monday 1 August 2022 10:55

yeah in public places

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