Mirror, mirror

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today I discovered that I'm so pale that I can lighten up any distant dark corner of the room just by placing my hand by a window and reflecting the light like a mirror. Imagine how bright it would be if I stood by the window naked. FML
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draghkar 18

My skin is similar to yours, and I like darker skin. But lots of people like skin like ours, so chin up lil camper.

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RichardPencil 30

And white people spend their lives trying to get darker. Nobody seems to like themselves the way they are. It's good to be "good in your skin."

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draghkar 18

My skin is similar to yours, and I like darker skin. But lots of people like skin like ours, so chin up lil camper.

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RichardPencil 30

I am imagining! Thank you! You can send me some pics to help me imagine better. Please?

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alex_jaguara 33

The hills are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

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Susan Yee 9

Many women in Asian countries envy you.

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RichardPencil 30

And white people spend their lives trying to get darker. Nobody seems to like themselves the way they are. It's good to be "good in your skin."

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bl3ur0z3 17

You sure you're just pale and not a ghost?

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