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Well, it seems your wife is sort of jumpy... I honestly think she herself if cheating, either way, 20$ she's blonde.
That's how it goes unfortunately.
Freeze i haven't seen you for so long
Although I feel bad for using a correct stereotype, 20$ she's blond.
Hell, maybe your some nasty SOB and chest on your wife with your mom...
women, you just can't win with them.
39 is completely right
Talk about trust issues.. You'd think you can tell if the earring belonged to an older woman
I agree with 39^^ Sorry dude. Maybe your mom will make you cookies?
39, how many times do YOU plan on being divorced? That should never be in the first 5 solutions. Relationships take work, OP may have given her reasons to be suspicious before this.
115, if the sex isn't good, how is the wife a bitch?
Eh better to be an asshole than a cheater. Although the wife can calm down a bit. I would preferably chose none of the above.
give her a reason to accuse you of cheating.
I think the fact of the matter is you will never win with women. We always win. Always.
All the women on here that say the wife's a bitch, or OP needs to divorce her would be lying out their ass saying they wouldn't be suspicious. You find another woman's earring in your husbands car, he claims it's his mother's, and you're saying you'd be perfectly fine, no questions asked?? What if the mother wears in-style jewelry? What if it's unusual for the mom to be in the car? What if OP cheated before? Put yourself in the wife's shoes, yeah she may have went a little overboard, but she's a woman, and woman do that.
#143, I get why she would be suspicious. What I don't get is why she would be mad at him for calling his mom to confirm that it was her earring.
So what? Your saying its normal for her overreaction because shes a woman? You sexist bitch. His wife is a bitch for freaking out. Just because shes a woman doesent mean shes allowed to do that.
if other women agree that your wifes a bitch, she's probably a bitch. fyl
cant win against women with verbal arguments. And if it turns physical you go to jail. :/
You couldn't find anyone else to cheat with except your mother? Wow, you ARE an asshole.
Sorry about that comment and it's stupidity I was way to drunk. So I apologize. Sincerely.
#143, if you're married and you don't have trust between each other - just a random example, you find an earring in your husband's car, and even though he tells you who it belongs to, you are suspicious of him - you might want to consider your relationship. Considering the relationship doesn't mean getting a divorce, it means considering the relationship. What's wrong? is there a lack of trust between the husband and the wife? is it OP's fault or does she just not trust him for no reason? is there a reason, but it's an ex of hers and not OP? Realise what's wrong, and work on it. OP's wife was definitely in the wrong here, though. Also, don't use excuses like "hey women do that".
OP's wife sounds like my mother when she was on menopause. o_0
I wonder what your moms earring was doing in the car? ;D
wow! ur dp scares me :P
Not trying to be mean... but is your profile picture photoshopped or edited in any way?
I thought it was kinda hot. :D
Damn boy. That's one fugly face. Although I guess its easy to eat corn through a picket fence. Face like that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
I thought that was pretty funny too
uh she shouldnt be its your moms earing so its her buisness too if the wife is gonna bitch out or thinks your being unfaithful
She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.
Ok.
#59: That is NOT true. That's like saying every guy is a manslutty jerk. You know, you're not gonna score much if you think every woman is some jealous paranoid bitch. Honestly.
I wonder if she's upset in part because the OP tattled to his mommy right away. It might even look like he called his mom to get her to back up his story, whether true or not.
He didn't "tattle to his mommy", he got the owner of the ear-ring to verify his story. Personally, I think the bitch is a manipulative ****, and the OP should divorce her.
140, do yourself and everyone of the opposite sex a favor and never get married. you'll spend thousands on all your future divorces.
140 - how does this situation make her manipulative? here's your answer - it doesn't.. she probably shouldn't have freaked but none of us know what goes on behind closed doors. he could be a womanizer.. you never know. and I agree with everyone else.. don't get married if you're just gonna think like that
you boned your mum?
wow...I would have never thought of it like that.
oh wow, how gross can u get, he probs drove her home at some point and it fell out, ur a disgusting little pig!
well I found this funny :)
Obviously he was joking. God, people these days.
Well, if you look at it from the wife's perspective, the only way the statement "My husband is cheating on me with the owner of this earring" and "The owner of this earring is his mother" can be true at the same time is if the statement "My husband is cheating on me with his mother". Or, in layman's terms "he boned his mom".
God, people these days. Nobody can take a joke.
she's not being really fair lol
Bitches be crazy.
Women, they're not like us humans..
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She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.
That's how it goes unfortunately.