By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML
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fatalkiss 0

Did you at least get to finish before you got busted?

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ceepevoy 0

are you sure you used the right spice homie?

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KaylieBieber13 0

i wouldve had sex in the cell

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CaptainDouche 0

Judging by your picture, yes you're totally right. Might wanna lube your virgin boy asshole though.

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Mice_fml 0

3some in the cell

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coltsrock37 15

as they always say, if she's puttin' out in the park, they'll find an open space for you in jail

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kaykay20 0

Staying at home is a good option you can always try role-play or just try new positions. No need to go to public places to do that.

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StudMuffim 0

spice like that should have only lasted a few minutes. ur he-man like libido is to blame.

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ThorneCrossed 9

why the hell do people think it's okay to have sex in public? no one else, short of the creepy people, wants to see it. leave it at home

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sorielangelfyre 0

30 minutes of fun with 7 hours of jail... I think that's the same ratio that my marriage has

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