By Snurkles McGee - 22/05/2013 21:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
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flockz 19

bosses look down the corporate tree and see shit. the employees look up and see nothing but assholes.

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grahmagog 14

An excellent working enviroment there

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grahmagog 14

An excellent working enviroment there

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imyy 20

With a name like Snurkles, she shouldn't expect a promotion...

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flockz 19

bosses look down the corporate tree and see shit. the employees look up and see nothing but assholes.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

2 - It makes sense when you combine both together: shit is down the tree because assholes are further up it. Simple physics!

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flockz 19

you're like my comment wingman who happens to also be a classy dog. i shall call you wingdog.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

16 - I've always wanted to fly, so I approve the appellation of "wingdog".

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Nilorak 24

Liar liar pants on fire.

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Welshite 39

Set her pants on fire.

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LeonKennedy45 10

Your boss is a troll

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ItsAnanya 25

Your picture goes so well with the comment. Ahaha x]

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mpsteve137 15

I guess I can't beat 2's comment. His lies will catch up to him eventually though

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Prolux_fml 23

OP's boss is a Female.

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Allennis44 16

Nobody can

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worldclassrager 39

She just admitted she was a liar...so she is a truth teller?

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Welshite 39

I was just about to head off to bed...and then I read your comment. Thank you, #7, for the paradox that is going to mess with my head for the rest of the night.

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RodzillaX 30

Stop trying to break the internet!

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worldclassrager 39

Sorry if I kept you up all night...

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mackdeezy 22

Have your child wish she cant lie for a whole day :p

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Imhere4fml 24

What?

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

15 - I think 9 was referring to a movie called "Liar Liar". Here's the IMDb summary: "A fast track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after the lawyer turns his son down for the last time."

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neeni88 23

That movie is funny as hell! And that's no lie!!

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Reaper1984 13

It sounds like you need a job where your supervisors have something called integrity.

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darwinism 30

Next time she verbally gives you a big or important task just ignore it and don't do it. When she confronts you about it just say "oh, I thought you were lying about that too".

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RodzillaX 30

Then when she fires you just show up again the next day and say "oh I thought you were lying about that as well." Then get escorted out, go home and cry...as your life goes down into a spiral of self loathing and dread.

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EvilUndead 9

23, Everybody changes/loses job once in a while, don't be dramatic about it.

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RodzillaX 30

It's called a dry sense of humor.

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jatinbhanot 6

Just in case you decide to take the advice would be a good idea to have a backup job before you pull something like that off with your @$$hole of a boss... :)

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Offspring_fml 27

I also thought the next time the boss calls OP into work on an offday, he should agree and not show up. Then tell her upon his next day, "Oh you should know by now that I'm a liar. It's not my fault you believe everything I say."

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