Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
hahalaughing 0
well dont blame her 100%....its incredibly hard to ****** for women sometimes
FML_in_general 0
i didnt have to tell my bf when i came... apparently he knows cuz i squirt >.< abd he gets overly excited about it...
neongurl98 10
Practice makes perfect!
iceclimbers1 0
funny, I don't have that problem with my fiancee! she's the one always asking me for sex :D
aceslutty 3
True love.
badkid91 11
I would say break up with her or ask her to not be a b*tch and just work on it instead of faking it
elizacandle 29
that's great just wish she'd been honest sooner. now it's ti
tmtsans 9
I've always been confused on why women do this. I mean if you don't let him know it's bad then how will he get better at it? I'm pretty sure that if you let him think that he did good he would find no reason to change what he is doing.