Miscellaneous: Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed...

By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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By eliinu - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

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By rolled

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

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By Good choice cat - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML

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By nevergoingtopeeagain - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML

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By retail hell - United States - Waterbury

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML

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By sideGirl - 26/9/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Side piece

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

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By fartbucket51995129565 - United States - New York

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

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By Ismellbacon - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

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By newbornphotog - Germany - Berchtesgaden

Today, I finally realized I've spent the last 6 years building a business I hate. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I was playing with my hedgehog and he started licking my face. I thought it was super cute, until he latched onto my eyelid with his teeth. He then created a ball of saliva and blood and coated his body in it. FML

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By Joshua Sheldon - Australia - Adelaide

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

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By DebbiemontG

Pay up, sunshine

Today, after a whole summer of waiting, I went to check my school's website so that I could start my first year again since I had some complications the first time round. I found out that they'd blocked my account and that the fee I'd have to pay was now triple the original. FML

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By "MarchingNightmare" - United States - Hendersonville

Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. 4 of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML

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By never again - United States - Bakersfield

A real orgasm

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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By Dinho - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, and a little boy walks in and he has an accident. He asked if I could help him clean it up. So I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and I slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - Sweden - Sundsvall

Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

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By Anonymous

Ball Is Life

Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML

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By poorgirl - United States

Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

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By let it go! - United States - Hesperia

Today, my ex from high school is married and has kids but still found time to make yet another fake profile to berate me for cheating on him when we were 17. I've already blocked him, moved states, and changed my number twice. We're in our 30s. Fml

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By SocialAnxietyNightmare - United Kingdom

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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By firefire - 30/7/2020 08:01

Scoville scale

Today, since my husband has been volunteering to do more of the cooking, I was happy and relieved to have help, until every meal he made had an ungodly amount of spices in it. I overheard him on the phone, saying he’s been purposely making my food inedibly hot so that I’ll eat less and lose weight. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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By ugh - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By Faceplant - United States - Port Orchard

Smooth move, teach.

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I realised the recruiter for the Navy lied to me. This shit ain't fun. FML

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By wtf - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

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By ps3isbetterthanme - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By kingmetal42 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By oh, shit...... - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 23:01

Unloveable

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Utica

Today, my wife appropriated our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML

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By Nalya - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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By Anonymous - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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By xSalashawty | 30

#5964605 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:34

Maybe someone else lived with him, or possibly the landlord? If its someone else besides the landlord, go report it. That's some freaky shit..

By NotGabe | 28

#5964610 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:35

Well, time to start burning some sage.

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By xSalashawty | 30

#5964605 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:34

Maybe someone else lived with him, or possibly the landlord? If its someone else besides the landlord, go report it. That's some freaky shit..

Roskosity | 22

#5964662 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:06

It was me.

mageepaigeee44 | 15

#5964672 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:11

Your profile picture makes your comment even scarier #15

kumarina | 35

#5964718 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:07

Was your neighbours name Tobias? Just in case is a Paranormal Activity reference....

HockeyGirlLover | 7

#5964931 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:51

I was thinking Mr Heckles

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5965015 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 9:23

Time to call Ghost Busters. Maybe Egon can settle it...

saraitkddh | 47

#5965106 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 13:52

where do you live OP? I am just curious to know since I am also Lebanese
and we definitely need a follow up to see if it was someone who moved in without you noticing

VanOBrien | 14

#5965637 - Thursday 5 June 2014 4:27

Naw....Winston and and Ed would have had it handled - no problem!

By NotGabe | 28

#5964610 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:35

Well, time to start burning some sage.

BubbleGrunge | 18

#5964681 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:15

Or call Sam and Dean!

demo88001 | 9

#5964688 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 2:24

For those who don't know, sage is burned as a Native American ritual to rid places of spirits

JarOfPeachz | 9

#5964727 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:26

good ol smudge. :D
in my area, we also burn cedar boughs.

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#5964864 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 6:00

Don't forget Cas. And get the salt!

fadingaway | 17

#5965063 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 11:51

Somehow I'm not sure it would be a good idea to call Dean at this point.

kayteakay | 26

#5965437 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 22:29

And a crucifix.

FiFiLovee | 26

#5966589 - Friday 6 June 2014 7:22

Its better to use white sage. Its properties are more pure. Just saying. :D

TiggyBonkers | 32

#6137203 - Saturday 6 December 2014 23:50

Salt 'n burn

By Headcrab | 29

#5964611 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:35

maybe it wasn't him.

By Crofty92 | 17

#5964613 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:35

Definitely a ghost, time to panic.

DaMann360 | 19

#5964850 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:40

Probably just paranoia

Miss_Whipped | 43

#5964882 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 6:18

Paranoia will destroy ya!

Hiimhaileypotter | 52

#5965619 - Thursday 5 June 2014 3:37

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

Lahariim | 8

#5974503 - Friday 13 June 2014 23:15

Who ya gonna call?

By bobbyguy | 17

#5964618 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:37

See if someone else lives there and if no one does, run. Run every far.

onealmxwilson | 18

#5964735 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:40

When very far isn't enough. Run EVERY far.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5964825 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:13

obviously, its e-very. That's when you run so far that your body enters the internet, like when Timmy had to foil Mr. Crockers plans

nlm92 | 15

#5965633 - Thursday 5 June 2014 4:09

Not just some of the fars... all of the fars! Better safe than sorry op

By guineagirl | 18

#5964629 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:39

He just wants to be friends, don't worry

By let_me_touch_it | 8

#5964632 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:39

Did you ever bang back against the floor?

PresidentNorth | 16

#5964865 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 6:01

Rule number 1: never provoke a ghost.

BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#5964959 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 8:25

Rule #2: when in doubt, see rule #1.

By mpkpm | 19

#5964633 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:40

Mr heckles is back?!

rachangie | 19

#5964797 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 4:46

Yes! Exactly what I was thinking!

ryanrossisking | 4

#5964908 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 7:04

Thank you for that.

SplineMan | 4

#5965214 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 17:32

LOL, this is what I came here to say. Glad to see I'm not alone :)

1jordan1 | 11

#5966143 - Thursday 5 June 2014 21:20

Lol exactly what I was going to say!

By GoBigRed | 6

#5964634 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:40

Probably family moving his stuff out.

ksks1234 | 33

#5964868 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 6:06

I usually do stuff in the night because I work late, it is cooler, I am a night owl. Maybe the family is the same.

By martin8337 | 35

#5964640 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 1:46

Maybe you are mistaken, it sounds like this person is still alive.