Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
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Skills69 0
Give them laxatives
benefiits 0
fart on their pillows... Butt naked.
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Skills69 0
Give them laxatives
False_Stupidity 42
Lol, they are already on a run, may as well give them the runs too..
rocker135 0
Laxatives to them is a regular thing
not_cool808 16
give em viagra:D
Joshoa123 16
Nothing says revenge like a retirement home.
BagleHead 6
Give em sleeping pills, and while they're knocked out, install a mirror maze throughout the house.
LiyIa_fml 8
Listen to 48 OP. Confussed old people are so funny
perdix 31
Give Grandpa Viagra and Grandma roofies. Even though you are a pig and a disappointment, your grandparents will somehow remember that visiting you was awesome!!!
dre_bro11 12
56, grandpa will. According to the hangover, grandma won't remember a thing! Except for the fact that she will probably have a sore vag and ass.
ImFrackinBored 13
Dress up as the grim reaper and knock on their window O____O
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
At least you didn't get nothing.
RetardedChipmunk 7
Your conment didn't not have a grammatical error
False_Stupidity 42
Could have said 'at least you got something' but the double negative amounts to the same thing, I guess..
LuxAeterna_fml 0
I think I'd rather nothing.
fatme2012 7
Don't take it personally, most grandparents are cynical like that.
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Im sorry for not reading over my comment. I would have to agree that it sounds very repetitive.
Prolux_fml 23
#68- Most grandparents?? I don't know about you, but I absolutely love my grandparents and all my friends love theirs...
TheJessica10022 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least you got something, and they kinda made an effort to see you and be around you.
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea at least you got a pretzel and a... paperweight? Learn to ignore people when they talk to you, it will save you from a lot of headaches.
FlipInBrosky 4
The ones that care the most are the ones that bag on you the most
benefiits 0
fart on their pillows... Butt naked.
False_Stupidity 42
Make it a wet fart so you leave skid marks!
lena6310 0
Now that's how you get pink eye lol
Tyger44 1
Meh.they be old yo,ye be young. :)
mrahhhhh 21
Thank you, Yoda.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yoda, he's not. The most spiritual, yoda is, young padawan. Must look for yoda, for guidance, is the key. Such a nerd, I am.
mrahhhhh 21
Physics in a language other than English, eh? для каждого действия есть равная и противоположная реакция (From Google translate, so there's a high possibility it ****** up).
THE_A_TEEN 28
"for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" Badda bing, badda boom. I love Russian. Comrade
Pebbles89 9
# 9 well done, mr. Google Translate ;)
HomeAl0ne 20
I can just imagine a Soviet era Russian physics textbook. "Communist actions have no equals. Any reactions will be sent to the gulag for re-education. Weak Capitalist actions have no effect."
Someone1111 22
Haha, that was right
Goobian 3
Well they aren't seeing their great grandkids. Like ever.
BeibertSmitor 10
I will send you a cake if you give me the physics book. To be honest, I think I could hand it to a lot of my tutor students and they wouldn't know the difference. Besides, as long as you get some money from them, their deaths just became TOTALLY WORTH IT!
xFullMoonHeartx 7
The cake is a lie, though
THE_A_TEEN 28
I sympatize with you op. My parents (mom and stepdad) brag about my cousin to and claim she's way better than me. Good thing they dont know i'm bi, or they'll disown me. FYL for having shit relative's.
RetardedChipmunk 7
I feel both of your pains. I'm always compared to my cousin. All her classes are APs. **** comparison
MegaTroller_fml 5
Having AP classes does not necessarily establish ones intelligence. You could be smarter than her, but more indolent.