By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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tayza249 20
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Mmmm.. Cake

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every1luvsboners 11
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Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

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tayza249 20
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Mmmm.. Cake

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Lstands4LOSER 0
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Mmm... Drunk mothers attacking people for cake.

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WowUStupid 0
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Yo mama so fat....

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DoctorWhooves 6
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I'd feel worse for the sister, this is more like her FML. But really, that's awful...

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systems7 2
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Challenge accepted.

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SteveTheJanitor 6
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At least no one stood up when the chance for objections came round...

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tomboy13 0
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You don't need to be saying GD on here like seriously!!!

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Eaglestrike117 29
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Who says "punch-up?"

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AnaBanana1918 7
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Hope no one got hurt

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azpallen 0
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.turh tog eno on epoH

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Zya_fml 8
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Wow triple post...sorry about that...

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ShyAnn29 14
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It's hurt spelled backwards, I think

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ShyAnn29 14
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Or it's supposed to be...

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MrSarcasm 4
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It's a drunk woman. So obviously the only thing that was hurt was the family's dignity.

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ElainaCutsYou 0
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Make sure you hide the boos next time.

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x_KL_x 7
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Hide the boos?

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Buttsexpirate 9
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Fuckin boos, always laughing and trying to kill mario. Never take your eyes off them!

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ElainaCutsYou 0
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Lmao, wow I fail. -__-

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HarveyMalone 0
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Perhaps you mean 'booze' as in grog, piss, alcohol etc?....

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rattusrattus 18
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I read it as "hide the boobs". Stipulate high necklines on wedding attire, that kind of thing.

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JenDanielle917 13
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Damn, I can just imagine that. BILL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! GIVE ME THE KNIFE SO I CAN CUT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF!!!

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every1luvsboners 11
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Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

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MegaTroller_fml 5
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Should have grabbed some cake and slammed it against her face.

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perdix 29
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Well, that just takes the cake, which is a lie. Let them eat it.

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kamikrazy 6
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I wanted to cut the cake. WTF

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saIty 17
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Psh forget cutting the cake. I bellyflop all over it, and make cake angels.

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cdogLuvs2golf 0
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A new wedding present boxing at your wedding

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