FML : Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake...

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 October 2011 02:13 / United States

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By tayza249 | 17

#3403381 - Saturday 8 October 2011 05:56

Mmmm.. Cake

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3403421 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:01

Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

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By tayza249 | 17

#3403381 - Saturday 8 October 2011 05:56

Mmmm.. Cake

Lstands4LOSER | 0

#3403411 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:00

Mmm... Drunk mothers attacking people for cake.

WowUStupid | 0

#3403529 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:13

Yo mama so fat....

DoctorWhooves | 6

#3403537 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:17

I'd feel worse for the sister, this is more like her FML. But really, that's awful...

systems7 | 2

#3403589 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:29

Challenge accepted.

rallets | 22

#3403781 - Saturday 8 October 2011 07:41

sigh...

SteveTheJanitor | 6

#3404114 - Saturday 8 October 2011 11:02

At least no one stood up when the chance for objections came round...

tomboy13 | 0

#3406491 - Saturday 8 October 2011 10:50

You don't need to be saying GD on here like seriously!!!

Eaglestrike117 | 29

#3408335 - Sunday 9 October 2011 07:18

Who says "punch-up?"

By AnaBanana1918 | 7

#3403396 - Saturday 8 October 2011 05:58

Hope no one got hurt

azpallen | 0

#3403596 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:32

.turh tog eno on epoH

Zya_fml | 8

#3403851 - Saturday 8 October 2011 08:21

^ hrut? :p

Zya_fml | 8

#3403854 - Saturday 8 October 2011 08:21

^ hrut? :p

Zya_fml | 8

#3403857 - Saturday 8 October 2011 08:21

^ hrut? :p

Zya_fml | 8

#3403870 - Saturday 8 October 2011 08:28

Wow triple post...sorry about that...

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3404024 - Saturday 8 October 2011 09:53

It's hurt spelled backwards, I think

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3404033 - Saturday 8 October 2011 09:55

Or it's supposed to be...

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#3404053 - Saturday 8 October 2011 10:13

*truh*

MrSarcasm | 4

#3404807 - Saturday 8 October 2011 01:41

It's a drunk woman. So obviously the only thing that was hurt was the family's dignity.

By ElainaCutsYou | 0

#3403405 - Saturday 8 October 2011 05:59

Make sure you hide the boos next time.

x_KL_x | 7

#3403427 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:02

Hide the boos?

Buttsexpirate | 8

#3403452 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:04

Fuckin boos, always laughing and trying to kill mario. Never take your eyes off them!

ElainaCutsYou | 0

#3403599 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:33

Lmao, wow I fail. -__-

HarveyMalone | 0

#3404003 - Saturday 8 October 2011 09:45

Perhaps you mean 'booze' as in grog, piss, alcohol etc?....

rattusrattus | 18

#3404685 - Saturday 8 October 2011 11:41

I read it as "hide the boobs". Stipulate high necklines on wedding attire, that kind of thing.

By JenDanielle917 | 13

#3403416 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:00

Damn, I can just imagine that. BILL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! GIVE ME THE KNIFE SO I CAN CUT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF!!!

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3403421 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:01

Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

By MegaTroller_fml | 5

#3403429 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:02

Should have grabbed some cake and slammed it against her face.

By perdix | 29

#3403430 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:02

Well, that just takes the cake, which is a lie. Let them eat it.

By kamikrazy | 6

#3403458 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:05

I wanted to cut the cake. WTF

By saIty | 17

#3403477 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:07

Psh forget cutting the cake. I bellyflop all over it, and make cake angels.

By cdogLuvs2golf | 0

#3403522 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:12

A new wedding present boxing at your wedding

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