Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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tayza249
| 20
Mmmm.. Cake
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every1luvsboners
| 11
Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.
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tayza249
| 20
Mmmm.. Cake
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Lstands4LOSER
| 0
Mmm... Drunk mothers attacking people for cake.
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WowUStupid
| 0
Yo mama so fat....
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DoctorWhooves
| 6
I'd feel worse for the sister, this is more like her FML. But really, that's awful...
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systems7
| 2
Challenge accepted.
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rallets
| 22
sigh...
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SteveTheJanitor
| 6
At least no one stood up when the chance for objections came round...
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tomboy13
| 0
You don't need to be saying GD on here like seriously!!!
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
Who says "punch-up?"
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AnaBanana1918
| 7
Hope no one got hurt
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azpallen
| 0
.turh tog eno on epoH
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Zya_fml
| 8
^ hrut? :p
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Zya_fml
| 8
^ hrut? :p
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Zya_fml
| 8
^ hrut? :p
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Zya_fml
| 8
Wow triple post...sorry about that...
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ShyAnn29
| 14
It's hurt spelled backwards, I think
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Or it's supposed to be...
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
*truh*
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MrSarcasm
| 4
It's a drunk woman. So obviously the only thing that was hurt was the family's dignity.
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ElainaCutsYou
| 0
Make sure you hide the boos next time.
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x_KL_x
| 7
Hide the boos?
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
Fuckin boos, always laughing and trying to kill mario. Never take your eyes off them!
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ElainaCutsYou
| 0
Lmao, wow I fail. -__-
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HarveyMalone
| 0
Perhaps you mean 'booze' as in grog, piss, alcohol etc?....
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rattusrattus
| 18
I read it as "hide the boobs". Stipulate high necklines on wedding attire, that kind of thing.
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JenDanielle917
| 13
Damn, I can just imagine that.
BILL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! GIVE ME THE KNIFE SO I CAN CUT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF!!!
BILL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! GIVE ME THE KNIFE SO I CAN CUT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF!!!
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every1luvsboners
| 11
Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.
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MegaTroller_fml
| 5
Should have grabbed some cake and slammed it against her face.
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perdix
| 29
Well, that just takes the cake, which is a lie. Let them eat it.
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kamikrazy
| 6
I wanted to cut the cake. WTF
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saIty
| 17
Psh forget cutting the cake. I bellyflop all over it, and make cake angels.
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cdogLuvs2golf
| 0
A new wedding present boxing at your wedding