By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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Mmmm.. Cake

Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

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Mmmm.. Cake

Mmm... Drunk mothers attacking people for cake.

Yo mama so fat....

I'd feel worse for the sister, this is more like her FML. But really, that's awful...

Challenge accepted.

At least no one stood up when the chance for objections came round...

You don't need to be saying GD on here like seriously!!!

Who says "punch-up?"

Hope no one got hurt

.turh tog eno on epoH

Wow triple post...sorry about that...

It's hurt spelled backwards, I think

Or it's supposed to be...

It's a drunk woman. So obviously the only thing that was hurt was the family's dignity.

Make sure you hide the boos next time.

Hide the boos?

Fuckin boos, always laughing and trying to kill mario. Never take your eyes off them!

Lmao, wow I fail. -__-

Perhaps you mean 'booze' as in grog, piss, alcohol etc?....

I read it as "hide the boobs". Stipulate high necklines on wedding attire, that kind of thing.

Damn, I can just imagine that. BILL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! GIVE ME THE KNIFE SO I CAN CUT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF!!!

Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

Should have grabbed some cake and slammed it against her face.

Well, that just takes the cake, which is a lie. Let them eat it.

I wanted to cut the cake. WTF

Psh forget cutting the cake. I bellyflop all over it, and make cake angels.

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