By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
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ImBored089 13

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Nathan_h24 17

Mario does ruin relationships...

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shay_serendipity 29

I hate to be that guy, but it bothers me so much when people make that mistake, so... *shouldn't HAVE, not shouldn't OF.

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J3R3MYY 14

Sounds like a Monopoly situation. So many ruined friendships, and fallen apart families came of that game.

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iShanny 13

Shouldn't HAVE, dammit!

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littleteapot 21

The Draw Four card in Uno is just as bad.

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MrCantgetright 4

actually his mom called herself a bitch, he just agreed with her.

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yzzob 3

^agree. I would've grounded you too or at least smacked you

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hamburgerjung 23

He should have known... Mario Kart is war. :D

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Lasagnaa 24

Does she realize that she's calling herself a bitch?

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tantanpanda 26

when you're a son of a bitch, ya know...

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Agtthepw 21

Next you'll remember that no matter what: mum always wins the game!

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aaron44 16

At least OP's mom plays video games with him. Many people wish for that type of family time, minus her being a sore loser.

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danis_fml 12

The amazing logic of moms

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blahblah5743794 19

That's horrible and amazing

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BigLatchZatch 14

To be fair, losing at MarioKart sucks ass, but that was still a huge overreaction.

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AddictGamer 16

I don't see why you're voted down, mariokart does suck when you loose, and she brought it upon herself.

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junkman6 22

You learned a lesson all men learn eventually. There's no winning against a woman even when you win.

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Mynamewontfi 40

She really is a bitch, what a way to overreact on losing at a game.

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Hidebehindarock 19

It's not because she lost...it's because what was said.

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sweetbliss3 37

what was said over a game. so it all boils down to the game. damn Mario.

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smc3106 25

She, most likely, said "Son of a bitch", over the situation of losing the game. Her son, decided it was a good time to call his Mom a bitch. He got what he deserved. Thumbs down for me? Who cares what the immature kids that would actually call their Mom a bitch think? Not I.

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DoubleDosexo 12

that's what I said #61 it has nothing to do with the game. he called his mom a bitch.

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SnowKitten 14

#74 she was the one who called herself a bitch, he just confirmed it.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Reading this back, I came to the conclusion I shouldn't comment when too tired. Thought I typed it up differently. Downvoted myself.

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