By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 147
You deserved it 10 215

Same thing different taste


ImBored089 13

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Nathan_h24 17

Mario does ruin relationships...

I hate to be that guy, but it bothers me so much when people make that mistake, so... *shouldn't HAVE, not shouldn't OF.

Sounds like a Monopoly situation. So many ruined friendships, and fallen apart families came of that game.

iShanny 13
littleteapot 21

The Draw Four card in Uno is just as bad.

actually his mom called herself a bitch, he just agreed with her.

^agree. I would've grounded you too or at least smacked you

He should have known... Mario Kart is war. :D

Lasagnaa 24

Does she realize that she's calling herself a bitch?

tantanpanda 26

when you're a son of a bitch, ya know...

Next you'll remember that no matter what: mum always wins the game!

At least OP's mom plays video games with him. Many people wish for that type of family time, minus her being a sore loser.

danis_fml 12
blahblah5743794 19

To be fair, losing at MarioKart sucks ass, but that was still a huge overreaction.

I don't see why you're voted down, mariokart does suck when you loose, and she brought it upon herself.

You learned a lesson all men learn eventually. There's no winning against a woman even when you win.

She really is a bitch, what a way to overreact on losing at a game.

It's not because she's because what was said.

what was said over a game. so it all boils down to the game. damn Mario.

smc3106 25

She, most likely, said "Son of a bitch", over the situation of losing the game. Her son, decided it was a good time to call his Mom a bitch. He got what he deserved. Thumbs down for me? Who cares what the immature kids that would actually call their Mom a bitch think? Not I.

that's what I said #61 it has nothing to do with the game. he called his mom a bitch.

SnowKitten 14

#74 she was the one who called herself a bitch, he just confirmed it.

Reading this back, I came to the conclusion I shouldn't comment when too tired. Thought I typed it up differently. Downvoted myself.