By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 083
You deserved it 10 179

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at least you won the game

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He had the opportunity and he seized it!

fucking blue shell.

Mario does ruin relationships...

I hate to be that guy, but it bothers me so much when people make that mistake, so... *shouldn't HAVE, not shouldn't OF.

Sounds like a Monopoly situation. So many ruined friendships, and fallen apart families came of that game.

Shouldn't HAVE, dammit!

The Draw Four card in Uno is just as bad.

actually his mom called herself a bitch, he just agreed with her.

^agree. I would've grounded you too or at least smacked you

at least you won the game

You have now lost the game.

He should have known... Mario Kart is war. :D

Does she realize that she's calling herself a bitch?

You can't help who you're born to .

when you're a son of a bitch, ya know...

Second place is underrated :p

its the first loser

abby lee miller knows

A+ parenting skills right there

Next you'll remember that no matter what: mum always wins the game!

At least OP's mom plays video games with him. Many people wish for that type of family time, minus her being a sore loser.

The amazing logic of moms

That's horrible and amazing

To be fair, losing at MarioKart sucks ass, but that was still a huge overreaction.

I don't see why you're voted down, mariokart does suck when you loose, and she brought it upon herself.

You learned a lesson all men learn eventually. There's no winning against a woman even when you win.

She really is a bitch, what a way to overreact on losing at a game.

It's not because she lost...it's because what was said.

what was said over a game. so it all boils down to the game. damn Mario.

She, most likely, said "Son of a bitch", over the situation of losing the game. Her son, decided it was a good time to call his Mom a bitch. He got what he deserved. Thumbs down for me? Who cares what the immature kids that would actually call their Mom a bitch think? Not I.

that's what I said #61 it has nothing to do with the game. he called his mom a bitch.

#74 she was the one who called herself a bitch, he just confirmed it.

Reading this back, I came to the conclusion I shouldn't comment when too tired. Thought I typed it up differently. Downvoted myself.