By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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devonnettnin 7

Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch

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klovemachine 24

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, At least you got your FML published, Happy Birthday to you

106 4
confusedAsFuck 34

That was a cruel B-day.. break up day ? anyone?? no? I'll show my self out..

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Welshite 39

No no, there isn't any need to show yourself out. I'll escort you. *opens door and slams it behind you*

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lambda_fml 40

Sweat of her to send the card. Nobody bothers anymore!

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mFUNdo21 17

roses are red violets are blue it's your birthday I'm breaking up with you

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devonnettnin 7

Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

That's as bad as breaking up through tex! Probably worse!

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slycooper_fml 11

Some people need to have the guts to break up with someone face to face. Otherwise, you are not mature enough to have a romantic relationship. I am so sick of people breaking up with their girl/boyfriends like this.

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gc327072 30

25- break ups are always hard when the news is delivered by Big Tex.

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tina1996chen 7

It's okay you can probably find someone nicer than her anyways

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addioty 19

Wow 103, Debby downer much?

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Little4Bear 10

103, I do not see happiness in your future.

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skyttlz 32

No. Because if OP said ex-girlfriend, it would come across as they've been broken up.

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Alikia96 20

Wow. And I thought my teachers were cruel by giving homework on Fridays. Sorry bro

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GTAmax99 12

At least he got an FML approved. That's a pretty good present.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Whose ass is sick? Is your ass sick? You really shouldn't be commenting if your ass is sick, go to a damn hospital instead. We don't need your ass throwing up all over the comments.

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greenmen 12

Sorry bro!That's mean u ass is more sick than his. Grow up

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Dre27 20

Give her one that says "the condom broke" on hers

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sugarpoppaige 6

Who says they were having sex??

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Redoxx_fml 22

That would be a birthday card with a sequel.

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martin8337 35

Bad idea, if she should come up pregnant she would try to pin her baby on OP .

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AngelSpit 18

Girls may come and girls may go, but herpes is forever.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Today's my brothers birthday an he has a girlfriend.. Hmmm..

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DarkSaul 20

This is not about your brother and his girlfriend. It's about OP losing his girlfriend on his birthday.

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blueeyedann 6

Is your brother sobbing clutching a card?

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Chellec2013 28

9 I feel like your picture is perfect for the dumb comment

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Little4Bear 10

#9, what a stupid pointless comment. Ask us if we care!

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DocBastard 38

Your birthday gift is your freedom from a callous twat who obviously doesn't respect you enough to tell you to your face. Happy birthday.

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