brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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holla1787
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Anonymous
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Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
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Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
jake
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Michael
Southport, Australia
Another birthday ruined
Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
isuckok 11
Hope my boyfriend doesn't do that to me on our mutual birthday!!
Martinez0285 28
best birthday ever
JoseIsAdork 31
happy birthday op, sorry to hear about that though! think of it this way, best present you can get if she is going to be that cold hearted, let her be someone else's problem. enjoy your birthday!
elidunik 2
Time for a new girlfriend
ViviMage 39
Happy birthday. If she's that callous to dump you when you are supposed to be celebrating, you are better off without her!
koza 8
"Happy Birthday! I don't love you anymore!"
lolita88_fml 27
Mean! :( I'm so sorry that happened OP, but maybe they just really wanted out. Sometimes you just can't wait any longer. But to do so in a birthday card is cruel, why mark down the hurt on something physical? Better to say it and let the air take the words than put it on paper and have it sit there. I hope you still have a good birthday and you'll find someone just right for you eventually <3
basschick747 1
Happy Birthday! It's my birthday too
vffjvsegb 11
Well happy birthday to you
redwaygirl 5
Happy ******* birthdau