The people who have no business being in your life will remove themselves every time. She did you a favor OP.

At least she did the breaking up for you. You deserve better OP.

Some people just never grow up.

I hope this was a prank from someone else... But if not, you're obviously better off without her.

If so, he'd be going to prison...

@77 you clearly don't understand sarcasm...

#99 it's hard to convey sarcasm through text, although it was obvious that it was.

Well obviously she didn't want to come off as a mature, capable adult of society.....

It probably wouldn't have been much better in person

Classy

Or you could break up by saying our relationship is like a pickle. I don't like pickles.

Or you can say 'Your face. It's no longer my thing.'

How do you know it was really his girlfriend that dropped off the note, and not someone trying to get to his girl?

#48 if they've been dating for three years he's got to recognize her handwriting by now, and that's extremely hard to copy.

Hard, but possible

She is still a woman, but she is just a coward

Hey ignore the down votes, I completely agree. Fight bull shit with bull shit, except in this case it wouldn't be cattle feces, it would be my own. A flaming bag full of semi digested BDubs wings, ready to slap her in the face and return the favor.

How would that solve anything?

What is there to solve? She left a note on his door step, ending their relationship. Since there's no more need to converse, why not return the favor with a heaping pile of "**** you" on her doorstep?

So, your saying to stoop to her level and become as immature as her by doing something to her because she didn't want to be the bigger person and just break up with him in person? Makes no sense what so ever.

I'm saying I would stoop on her stoop and take a poop.

how do you know that? are you a fortune teller?

#70 Not even a fortune teller could know that

Lets be a little optimistic here?

It wouldn't be hard to find someone better...

Technicaly she did

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