Kids: Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck...

By littl3storm - 13/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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Stalling

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 02:56 - United States

Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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acmariner99 25

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:16

Was it wearing a gas mask?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 27 September 2018 16:00

I'd be more surprised that they can't tell what their mom looks like. And that a random kid saw you topless.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 27 September 2018 16:00

I'd be more surprised that they can't tell what their mom looks like. And that a random kid saw you topless.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Saturday 13 October 2018 13:05

This is exactly why i hate kids haha

acmariner99 25

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:16

Was it wearing a gas mask?

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:53

Exactly my thought.

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:52

Is this an x-rated version of Doctor Who? "Are you my mummy?"

WHSKitty4ever 23

Sunday 14 October 2018 1:16

Who tries on bras! Either you know your size, or you don’t

ARISKomuniszt 24

Sunday 14 October 2018 1:58

Bodies change all the time when you're that age I guess

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 14 October 2018 2:42

I try on bras. It's not just about size--it's about comfort too. Also, sometimes breasts aren't perfectly symmetrical and bras don't lie flat on them, so it's good to have someone help you out when shopping if you go to an actual bra store.