brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
DWordHead16 19
She really thought that would be the best time to ******* do that? Especially on a card that's meant to bring happiness? I'm sorry, OP. I'm sure you'll find yourself caught up into someone else once you see your ex is a total biznatch. (:
fuckit_oo 10
Happy birthday. What a gift
moba_fml 2
So inconsiderate
dravvy 7
I'm sensing a spin off of My Bloody Valentine and its called My Bloody Birthday She could have just ended it and not put it in a damn card. I'm sorry :/
Gangsterrface 10
Well, at least she got you a birthday card. She could have at least given you a gift card too.
cjlerch 29
I can't help but picture what she wrote. "Happy Birthday, to you! Happy Birthday, we're through! Happy Birthday, dear OP, I will not miss you!"
fantasyworld 37
That's cold.
asira 2
Why the heck are people trying to find creative ways to break up. It's a serious matter and should be taken seriously, face-to-face
Chelse1403 18
I know it's late but it looks like your b-day is coming up since it'll be a year since you posted this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDOM STRANGER.