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who cares other than you?
You deserved it for having a mean wife. FYL for getting divorced on your birthday.
Now is the right time for revenge. Take a dump in her mailbox
it could have been worse! she could have taken a dump on it as well?! or even more drastic, set you and your child on fire on Sims 3 =O
Just what every husband wants for his bday lol Happy Shizday to you!
19, yeah she could have written "I want a divorce" on the cake!
damn. happy b'day I want a divorce. BTW you're not getting any tonight and I'm keeping the dog.
i was still first yayyyy eat that jealous fooooolzss
it's funny because she's divorcing you on your birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! sorry dude =[
4 - how can you say such a thing?!? That's horrible!! I hope one day you get married and your husband cheats on YOU and divorces your ass! B**ch! No respect! Selfish! op - don't try and get revenge! You'll only stoop down to their childish ways! my ex husband cheated on me by having a secret myspace page and talking to all his ex's telling them I was a crazy bitch! Apparently I was "psycho" for texting my husband and telling him how much I loved and missed him throughout the day....FML
4 that was rude
56 is hot and beautiful
She could have rigged the card to play funeral music and shot him!
ohh wow that sucks, FYL I modded this :)
To people who are complaining about #4's comment, I thought #4 was referring to the fact that the first comment said 'first!', but since that comment has since been both moderated and deleted it looks like she's being really rude.
77 why did u block me!?
I dunno I pressed the wrong button and couldn't figure out how to undo it
oh that's a goo excuse
good* and at iicaptain lol
hahahaaaa 19 that made me laugh ^,^ it's hard for it to get much worse than this
I fixed it!
k well I'm over it don't wanna talk to u anymore lol
Okay
124 wow that's a sexy pic showing your boobs
OHNOESS.
ps I was talking to the guy who said first. I feel bad for the OP no one deserves that
What a creative wife you have! .. had.
148 > all.
My friend got his in an wedding annerversity card. In Iraq. With a photo of her with another guy. (She better hope he can't find her when he gets home)
19 how could it have been worse? she wants to divorce him. Think about IT. Oh and btw , fyl. no more sex for you! unless your both virgins which you probably aren't. :D
"HAPPPYYY B- DAYY SWEETY! So anyway, u need to give me some money so I can go get a manicure and pedicure so that my new bf will be SOO turned on.oh and u need to pay for laundry! god! u actually think I wou spoil my spray tan by holding a bunch of cloths!!!!! ur soooo imature!! I hate you! y do u expect soooooo much of me!!! im throughhhh! here are the divorce papers, sigh...SIGN!!"
#56 judging by your profile page you are indeed a psycho - everything about that page screams "i would make a nightmare wife".
FYL atleast she did it with style rofl
187 - WTF? How so? Please...justify your opinion? Asshole
187 - you are just plain odd. I just looked at my page and all it says are my hobbies and what I do for a living. Go bother someone else because I don't give a shit. Ciao!
happy birthday!
76- 56 looks ollllldddddd!!!!!!!
say you cant except it and give it back to her
Bummer. Happy Birthday!
wow that really stinks...
for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house
omg im so sorry op idnt give a fuqk id be the bitch up idnt care im a girl too women deserv to get a **** up if they slippen smh -_-
not in western Australia :-/
it's because you don't speak enough f'd up US English in the UK or Aus., lol.
or France ;) So bonethugbaby is also a woman, but believes that the wife should get beaten up for doing that on his birthday. she also believes it is appropriate to beat up a woman if she gets out of line...
Ludii, I was making fun of the US's bastardization of English, not the UK/Aus/France; hence the "f'd" up American English and smiley...
#17 was NOT speaking "American English". #17 was speaking "Idiot English", which people from all countries are capable of, and I've seen British, Australian, French, and people from just about every other country **** up English, so don't act like that is a purely American thing.
hmm.... lol? or no?
nor Trinidad (are we still doing this?)
You are all criticizing her grammar and not the fact that she said women should be beaten?...
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for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house
that's messed up. are u ok bro?