Snazzy_Snaz

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My ring. it would very much like to touch it again. BLAAAAAGGHH!!!!

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Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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You deserved it

By SqueakingRetard - / Friday 17 January 2014 23:28 / Canada - Barrie

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fire sucks. - / Friday 17 January 2014 03:42 / United States

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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By jseid2 / Wednesday 15 January 2014 05:54 / United States - San Leandro

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 20:09 / Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 16:15 / United Kingdom - Chester

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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