brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
Blahblah9921 4
its ok she probably wasnt even worth it
FrankHotpants 31
Guess she figured she could kill two birds with one stone.
Yveek 4
Straight disrespectful. Happy birthday man!
terriyaki 6
Even though that really sucks. I wish you a happy late birthday. Your my birthday twin!
shanannygians07 28
Being single can be a present, you can go out and have fun with friends and not worry about a nagging significant other..
AnnaMariaMc 8
What was said on the card?
xxxnyria 4
I broke up with an ex on his birthday once cos I forgot it was his bday....I know its terrible but he was happy about it lol and now we are good friends :)
faygo_chick 5
My birthdays the 7th as well.
xXLoveTheHateXx 7
Don't worry I got dumped in my birthday text so you aren't alone ^.^ Happy birthday, hope the rest of it is great c:
msarosi 14
I did that once. Mind you, the asshole cheated and didn't think I'd find out. You deserve better. Hope you had a fun evening as a single man !