brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Top comments
nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
RedDragonx32 8
I hope if u ever had intercourse with her u cam in her face for good memories. dumb bitch for real. im mad now x.x
lambda_fml 40
Whats with all the birthdays. This is the 5th FML that I have read recently with birthday in the subject.
kappinlivy 9
I'm so sorry
Eivana 37
That's cruel.
killuminatirebel 12
Your girlfriend is an insensitive bitch, she doesn't deserve you and she shouldn't ruin your day, maybe if you want to take revenge do what is in comment #14...
alex81596 6
Ouch, sorry bro
Pandacupcakelove 26
I didn't know there was a worse way to dump a person than through text... Well here it is!
jogihoppa8343 23
happy birthday OP!!...n dont be sad for the one who left you..just be thankful to god for giving you an opportunity to find someone Better .
vliegje101 3
that sucks man! hope you had a nice bday anyways!
October3461 12
My now ex bf broke up with me and made it seem like I purposely drove him to do it. And then called me names. I would much rather have had it your way any day. so chin up op :)