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  jasmine2301  |  25

I was about to say you forgot the 'J' at the end of MLK but then realized it wouldn't rhyme haha...

I'll go away now.

  confusedAsFuck  |  34

Then share it..
Or he can simply:

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

  jasmine2301  |  25

STILL a better musician than Lil Wayne.

  JennaNGood  |  21

I think we can operate under the assumption that because she broke up with him, she was clearly glad to be rid of him. Why OP was shocked/surprised/unprepared is completely beyond me. But yeah, she kind of is a bitch for posting that on Facebook. People who post snide comments only a few will understand on Facebook is the epitome of immaturity.

  AnOriginalName  |  19

I understand the sentiment, but retaliation does nothing but lower OP to the ex's level. The best thing he can do is to move on without saying anything and focus on making himself happy in the long term.

By  Genuine_G  |  8

Yeah I consider it a great day when I begin a new chapter in my book as well.
Look at the bright side op, valuable insight on a life partner takes time. Find a new girl.

  gracehi  |  31

I agree. She obviously broke up with him because their relationship was making her unhappy for some reason. It was a great day for me when I finally left my abusive and adulterous ex husband and I too posted some celebratory things on facebook. Maybe OP is a horrible person and that's why she's so happy to be rid of him. Or possibly she's just a mean and spiteful person trying to make him feel even worse because she's blowing some insignificant grievance out of proportion. Either way, the relationship clearly needed to end.