By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States
Melix - Followers
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Melix's favorite FMLs
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