By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML
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Life with a toddler. Not sure what more could have been expected from that moment...

Lol that's so adorable. Lol I don't know what you were expecting her to say. Cute!

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Oh shit. Haha. Too soon?

I thought I was the only one who did that when I was younger!

I've embarrassed my parents way worse than that haha.

at least you know shes an honest little one lol

that must have been shitty to hear

*The down vote tsunami is coming*

*witch doctor voice* ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa

Life with a toddler. Not sure what more could have been expected from that moment...

I agree, kids are full of unexpected things. I'm sure whoever was on the phone will hopefully find humor in it.

No offence op, but this is ydi to me. You asked a 3 year old to answer your phone, what did you think she'd say? Plus, It's not like she'd be able to hold much of a conversation (well one that wasn't too embarrassing) while they were waiting for you to get out of the bathroom. You probably should've waited till you were done. Lol.

I actually voted ydi on this one in a humorous way. The kid is a three year old, so not much good can come out of that phone call. I was just hoping that caller was a close friend or family member, someone that wouldn't be to embarrassing for the op. Or a telemarketer. That works too.

Lol that's so adorable. Lol I don't know what you were expecting her to say. Cute!

LOL. Kids will be kids. They tell the truth without worrying about people's feelings. Wanna know how you look? Ask a child!

awwwwwwh that's adorable. Maybe you should explain to her that some things are private.

Time to ship her off to boarding school!

you've got to be shitting me!

aww kids say the sweetest things