brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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holla1787
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
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Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Anonymous
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Michael
Southport, Australia
Another birthday ruined
Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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nikkipettyfer 24
Happy birthday!
devonnettnin 7
Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch
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Comments (133)
drwerewolf2013 17
Happy birthday!!! Good riddance!
Abominations 7
Hahahaha that is ... colorful !
zelf_fml 11
Ah man that's just too hard. Feel sorry for u OP!!
cantik20 5
Classy bitch...
fukre 3
This is very bad way and day. But i guess what ever happened is best for you.
sunnyray812 42
That's just wrong. I'm so sorry. Hope my Happy Birthday to you makes it a little better.
notsofriendly 17
That's really shitty, but at least she gave you the gift of not having to waste any more time on her! Hope you managed to have a good bitch-free birthday anyway, OP.
xero_form 4
Do her a solid and hook up with one of her friends for your birthday.
Muttley9 13
Dear Whosis, Happy Fornicating Birthday! And now I've broken up with you! So you're soooooooo F**cked!
Xotoolyxo 16
Think of it this way, you're now single and free..all the birthday sex you want