By SantaClaus /
Saturday 2 November 2013 04:19 /
United States - San Francisco
AngelSpit
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18 Badges:
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264 Comments
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1647 Visits
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2 Favorites
Well I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone I don't know Jerry Lee I never met John & Yoko standin' with a strat, I'm rock 'n' roll's bastard son go out get drunk get wild have fun I don't got a million dollars don't drive a Cadillac give me half a chance 'cause I'm not dead yet
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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Socialite
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Mobility
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I’m your new creative director
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Profile completed
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 quality comments
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
50 favorites
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML
By hickhick - /
Sunday 17 October 2010 04:37 /
United States