By SantaClaus /
Saturday 2 November 2013 04:19 /
United States - San Francisco
Well I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone I don't know Jerry Lee I never met John & Yoko standin' with a strat, I'm rock 'n' roll's bastard son go out get drunk get wild have fun I don't got a million dollars don't drive a Cadillac give me half a chance 'cause I'm not dead yet
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I moderated this!
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Judgmental
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It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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One more and it's business time
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Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML
By hickhick - /
Sunday 17 October 2010 04:37 /
United States